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During the week my name is Alan but at the weekend something special happens, I pull on the grey polo shirt from British Cycling and something strange happens!

Joined June 2015
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Been away ruining young riders hopes and dreams. Come back to see this utter display of cockness of the highest order. #handsonthebars DQ!!!!
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Haven't had a chance to look at Sagan incident yet, been replying to emails from 4th Cats fighting over 25th place.
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What are Nelly's secrets that can't leave Cancún??
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Tri in one picture! When will these crimes stop?!
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The scurge of the obligatory Kudos giver...120 chapeau for 0mile 0ft ride, where will it end!
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Captain Commissaire retweeted
Well illustrated logic 👍 teapaw.org/LBTClub/status/8194852…
We've edited the image about group riding, now shows no more than two a breast but the principle remains, feel free to share around.
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Captain Commissaire retweeted
Hoping that wherever this is it is being reported to the appropriate authorities. And @VidetteUKLtd need to fire that driver. Immediately. teapaw.org/richmchambers/status/8…
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People always say 'Captain, why haven't you got the white shirt yet?' Good question BC! #lifegoal #handsonthebars
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Nothing more poetic than seeing an NEG rider, shouting at some E/1 to get on their side of the road❤️#hansonthebars #oil
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3x DQs 10x gears checks 1x Village hall humiliating. No better way to spend a BH weekend. #handsonthebars
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Top race by @ThamesVelo, pleasure to comm. shame other big clubs don't organise RR! #handsonthebars #grassroots
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Keep those fucking digits on the bars this weekend..shiny legged bastards #TdY2017 #TVRR
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Like any good 4th Cat warrior, you gotta shout WATCH YOUR LINE MATE in every corner & sprint #TdY17 #handsonthebars
Captain Commissaire retweeted
Replying to @liam_holohan
@liam_holohan cheers dude appreciate it !!!
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Tues evenings are best for dishing a 4th Cat DQ...I know you've left work early to get to a shit 40min race
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Latte....fuck off, you're just a coffee flavoured milk shake.
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DQ'd a rider for wearing a Cookie Monster jersey today....C'mon, you are not 5 years old!
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There is absolutely no place in the world of cycling for jerseys with skulls and flames on them..end.
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