Unapologetic safety vigilante/random cat appreciator. Fun fact: You're more likely to die from not riding a bicycle at all than from riding one sans helmet.
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"Nearly half of all Portland drivers are driving vehicles with expired plates".
This is my super shocked face.
If you’ve been driving around with expired license plate tags there could be a ticket in your not-too-distant future.
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It's ok, they have their "driving like a slightly concussed toddler" flashers on.
We get it, infrastructure varying from place to place can be confusing…That said, perhaps it’s time municipalities look into more automated enforcement mechanisms and citizen reporting that actually results in penalties (and not inequity). #BikeTO
Rookie move. Everyone knows you're only allowed to drive exactly like someone suffering from alcohol poisoning if you're verifiably sober or have access to a "medical event" get-out-of-jail-free card.
I've tried to remain as apolitical and 'on-brand' as possible with this account over the years but there is just too much potentially horrible shit qued up this year that it has become impossible to remain passive.
An idiot wants to run my city and another my country.
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A friend of mine is good at hitting drivers who speed through his neighborhood with soccer balls. He's currently perfecting an automated radar-tracking launch system, as he's a busy person and doesn't have time to throw soccer balls at every driver that endangers his children.
"I need a gratuitously oversized SUV to protect my children from all the other parents who've purchased gratuitously oversized SUVs to protect their children".
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My neighbor just accidentally made it so cut-through drivers can no longer go twice the posted speed limit in our neighborhood.
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And make sure to wear #HiVis so emergency responders can locate your negligently mangled corpse in a timely fashion.
Every in-the-way automobile is a reminder as to the absolute anathema cars are to a properly functioning society.
#JustSayNo #CarCULTure
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Someone brushed against him while boarding the MAX.
News:
Portland Commissioner Rene Gonzalez says he faced ‘deliberate, unwanted physical contact’ aboard a MAX train. Here’s what TriMet video shows
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It's impossible to properly articulate just how treacherous it has become for those attempting to get anywhere without wearing a car. You could call it a war but as one-sided as it's always been it's probably more accurate to refer to it as an open-ended hate crime.
#CarCulture
Used to see this van parked near NE 7th and Tillamook on a daily basis. Haven't laid eyes on it in years. Kinda worried this unicorn is no longer out there reminding everyone how unoriginal they most likely are.
Oh, your white model 3 can make fart sounds? I stand corrected.
There's a level in hell reserved exclusively for those who abuse animals.
What's "terrible" are those Tesla car carriers perpetually fucking up everyone's commute down there at SE 4th and Division.
Go ahead and keep blocking the Springwater Corridor and that bi-directional bike lane. Not that I need an excuse to get creative.
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Driver who ran stop sign while playing with their phone: "You should wear a helmet".
Me: "Are you fucking high? How does wearing a helmet make you less of a sack of shit. You should wear a mouthguard".
D: What?
Me: What?
Think I'm done with these casual attempts on my life.
Lived in #Portland barely 15 years but I've never seen it even half as bad as it currently is. Nearly every driver out there is a sociopath - zero fucks. No risk too great when vulnerable road users are the only ones paying the price for this wholesale vehicular belligerence.