Autistic, solo poly, bi witch. Can frequently be found attempting to be reclaimed by nature.
Bailiwick of Guernsey, United
Joined September 2010
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It never stops being funny to me to shout "not pregnant" any time either of us has a negative LFT. – at L'Islet, Bailiwick of Guernsey
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If he didn't personally financially benefit from this then everyone I know would be waking up to personalised love messages from Farage. – at L'Islet, Bailiwick of Guernsey
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How about we try it, and if you're right I'll let you say "I told you so" – at L'Islet, Bailiwick of Guernsey
This morning's attempts to skip school:
"Would you like 5 more minutes?"
"I'd like to the end of time."
"We have a meeting at school today so we need to go"
"I can just go to a pocket dimension where time doesn't exist"
*pulls duvet over head*
*whispers* "pocket dimension" – at L'Islet, Bailiwick of Guernsey
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I once beta read a sci fi comedy in which the main character sued the colour red for stalking him, and won. And that concept still makes more sense than this one. – at L'Islet, Bailiwick of Guernsey
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Cara D (Ae/They) 🦓🦌🕸 retweeted
If we simply ignore the entire of history then you must admit I make a good point
ALT Suffragette: We invented the mail-bomb and threw an axe at the Prime Minister! Stonewall Veteran: We threw bricks at the police and destroyed their cars! Trans person: We tell bigots to fuck off on Twitter! GC: The trans rights movement is the most violent in history
I prefer coffee but am willing to compromise. – at L'Islet, Bailiwick of Guernsey
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Cara D (Ae/They) 🦓🦌🕸 retweeted
Deputy @sashakmiller has just asked the Chief Minister to stop calling her Deputy Kassanova-Miller.
Listen live on @BBCGuernsey, DAB+ and online: bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-eu…
Our house has reached peak comedy.
On discussion of the Vietnam War:
Me: The Americans were scared of the spread of communism.
Me: it's not butter
Him: what! I can't believe it's not butter. – at L'Islet, Bailiwick of Guernsey
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Cara D (Ae/They) 🦓🦌🕸 retweeted
I’m gonna be honest
Every single time I see one of you say
“I think I might have EDS/POTS/ADHD/Autism/etc.”
I immediately think “yeah, you definitely do. I believe you.”
Then I sit on my chair and wait for your diagnosis to come back so I can feel superior to your medical team
Me: they'll tell you at school you don't need to wear a mask...
Him: wait why?
Me: because technically you don't.
Him: well that doesn't seem safe
Me: feel free to tell your teachers that
Him: I'm not going to school if it's not safe!
Kids need remote school. – at L'Islet, Bailiwick of Guernsey
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You could not have made me the offer of your hand in any fucking way that would have tempted me to accept it. – at L'Islet, Bailiwick of Guernsey
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Another excellent autistic thread. This happens to me and the kiddo so often. – at L'Islet, Bailiwick of Guernsey
