Tino Cardasis

My econ professor said “beef” 125 times in a single lecture. Here are all of them

At afters watching Chris Anderson highlights

I might be the coolest person who listens to black metal

Are there any ladies choosing David Archuleta for their celebrity hall pass

Steelers: we’re about to choke in the playoffs again Mike Tomlin:

Finding a new favorite part of a song you alr like

Gen X be like “we called it junior high not middle school”

I have never enjoyed closing my windows

Shawty impressed with my Swahili

Lowballed on FB Marketplace so hard I got my IP address sent back to me

Auxism: when the person in charge of the music is doing a bad job

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Ευλογητός ο Κύριος

Are y’all tapped in to the G-eazy/Eminem rap battle

Walked passed a guy on the street and he sneezed six times #wegetit

Lowkey how it feels to shop at CVS

Never in 1000 years should a Qdoba cheese quesadilla be $12

Chinese govt circa February 2020:

Brokered a deal between two Vietnamese guys it was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation

My barber when I need him the most:

I feel bad for bands whose first album is their best