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Carlos

@CarlosBitMe

Marketing Pro, MBA | Runner, Soccer, Foodie | I play @CallofDuty Warzone, DMZ, Stocks | Fan of: Elon Musk, Andrés Vaca, Bernie Sanders, Kim Jong Sankey

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2017
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The level of detail and decoration in CoD Warzone for Halloween is unreal! Trick or treat? 🦇🎃
Call of duty warzone Halloween event

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been seeing zero baseball buzz here in Southern California and it's Game 5 of the World Series lol
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Did Call of Duty really PAY TheBurntPeanut to play MW4 multiplayer and peanut is just talking shit about the game the entire time? 😭 i don't know who the person is at Activision that reaches out to streamers with a Play for Pay contract but this ain't it. Never heard of Quality vs. Quantity? Now you'll have 100k peanut fans thinking MW4 is shit, they won't buy the game lol That marketing ROI for what you paid him is going to be ass
ModernWarzone (@ModernWarzone) profile pictureModernWarzone
@ModernWarzoneOct 28
TheBurntPeanut wanted to die after playing Modern Warfare 4 multiplayer for 4 hours straight and thanked God he isn’t a Call of Duty streamer 💀 “We only have to endure this for one day, Swagg has to play this game every day 🤣”
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When did pokemon get these cool shadows of you and your best buddy, Mewtwo? Halloween thing only?
CarlosBitMe plays Pokemon go

ALT CarlosBitMe plays Pokemon go

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Someone said, "but Call of Duty over 12 years ago had jet packs and wall running so this doesn't make sense." BO3, AW, and IW had maps that spaced everything out. Even though it was fast-paced, the maps complimented that by forcing long range engagements in between the hot zones. Who remembers?
Call of Duty Black Ops III

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Honestly it’s so messed up that Microsoft is laying off 60,000 people. Are they going to replace them with Ai agents and bots? Will they be replaced by H-1B visa employees? Why hire that many in the first place if you can afford to get rid of them?
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Even Ted Lasso’s team is beating Manchester United 😭
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1. TheBurntPeanut is trash 2. The Call of Duty player who killed him isn't cracked, dude just aimed at the window Imao 3. Peanut fans really think "Cracked out" CoD players are the most average player imaginable 😂
CharlieIntel (@charlieINTEL) profile pictureCharlieIntel
@charlieINTELOct 22
TheBurntPeanut experiences the cracked out Call of Duty players
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this extraction shooter era is it man , which game are you currently playing?
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Spectrum Internet is so unreliable man, was just going to watch some Ted Lasso on AppleTV and enjoy a margarita, but nooo. A random outage ruined my night and service will be back in FOUR HOURS!! 😩
An outage is interrupting services in your area. We're working quickly and expect to restore your service by 1:00 AM PT on October 26. EXPECTED RESTORATION 1:00 AM PT on October 26 IMPACTED SERVICES INTERNET, VOICE and TV

ALT An outage is interrupting services in your area. We're working quickly and expect to restore your service by 1:00 AM PT on October 26. EXPECTED RESTORATION 1:00 AM PT on October 26 IMPACTED SERVICES INTERNET, VOICE and TV

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Spectrum Internet is down and they haven’t even notified me of an issue. But also my Verizon service is really slow, even tho it shows 5G UW… anyone else?
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There’s 2 types of people in this world you should never trust: 1) a former intel officer / agent 2) a person that wears a hat indoors Lue Elizondo, UFO disclosure activist, happens to be both lol
Luis Elizondo is an American author, media personality and UFO disclosure activist formerly employed by the United States Department of Defense.

ALT Luis Elizondo is an American author, media personality and UFO disclosure activist formerly employed by the United States Department of Defense.

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Getty Images CEO be like. . .
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One thing I’ve learned from popular streamers is that you should never censor yourself. Speak your mind, say what you want, and enjoy the haters. Many of these guys have said racist things, homophobic things, done questionable/weird things, said sexist stuff, and yet they still have a job. They still have fans defending them. Still have fans sending in their donations. Still get paid by brands. Video game companies fly them out, pay them to post, pay them to play. It’s like once you get the numbers, what you do, say, or think is irrelevant lol
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This is the news the Call of Duty community wants! Spending hundreds of dollars on a DMA card to farm lobbies and claim you're just "good" is peak loser behavior. Ban the hardware, ban the account, the campaign and DMZ are way too good to let these rats ruin launch week! 👏
@CallofDuty GOING AFTER DMA CHEATS Ahead of DMZ Early Access earlier this week, we launched new RICOCHET Anti-Cheat detections targeting DMA cheats. DMA, or Direct Memory Access, cheats use external hardware to access game information cheaters should never have, including information about opponents and their in-game locations. By operating outside the PC running Call of Duty, DMA cheats are designed to evade traditional software-based protections.

ALT @CallofDuty GOING AFTER DMA CHEATS Ahead of DMZ Early Access earlier this week, we launched new RICOCHET Anti-Cheat detections targeting DMA cheats. DMA, or Direct Memory Access, cheats use external hardware to access game information cheaters should never have, including information about opponents and their in-game locations. By operating outside the PC running Call of Duty, DMA cheats are designed to evade traditional software-based protections.

MW4 LAUNCH REACTIONS TO THE DMA BAN WAVE

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As someone who worked in the gaming industry, let’s fact check Lacy’s Las Vegas claims: - No balconies | Why would there be a balcony on a casino floor? Hotels with casinos do have balconies. - Pump oxygen inside building to feel awake | FALSE: casinos manage air quality through standard ventilation and air conditioning systems, which focus on maintaining comfort and safety rather than adding extra oxygen. - No 90 degree corners | FALSE: plenty of casinos have 90 degree corners wtf - No windows to see light | TRUE: Casinos typically have no windows to create a timeless, immersive environment that keeps players focused on gambling, and unaware of the passage of time. - No clocks to tell time | MOSTLY TRUE: some slot machines and games do have digital clocks and if the casino has a stage, entertainment venue, you’ll be able to know what time it is so you don’t miss a show. - Songs that never actually finish | FALSE: this is just dumb lol just like any other place, there’s a 20-30+ soundtrack playing on loop with various artists and musicians that changes based on the day/time or for different seasons (spooky music for October, Christmas songs in December, etc.).
Noxic (@Noxlcs) profile pictureNoxic
@NoxlcsOct 19
Lacy exposed how Las Vegas keeps people gambling all day without even realizing 😳 - No balconies - Pump oxygen inside building to feel awake - No 90 degree corners - No windows to see light - No clocks to tell time - Songs that never actually finish
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My full honest opinion on MW4 after playing all the modes: 📖 Campaign is a 9/10 🪂 DMZ i give a 9/10 🏟️ Multiplayer 7/10 I just don't enjoy arena shooters as much anymore but it’s fun. What are your thoughts on the new Call of Duty?
Call of duty modern warfare 4 DMZ

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I admit, this scenario does suck but this is part of the game. Always be on the lookout for exfil campers, these rats WILL BE IN YOUR LOBBY. Delete them. Teabag them. Take their shit. This is DMZ.
TDAWG (@tdawgsmitty) profile pictureTDAWG
@tdawgsmittyOct 21
PvP in DMZ kills the fun. You had a really good round have lots of stuff and BOOM, a team camping on the exfil and kill you. Perfect. We need a PvE Mode! #callofduty #DMZ
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some of you CoD haters may not like this but the Modern Warfare 4 campaign is winning early PC praise, oops 😅
call of duty modern warfare 4 campaign

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How the 𝕏 algorithm really works: Shitposting or a rich guy showing off his Burger King watch: 800,000 views Sharing unique takes, cool, insightful, fun things: 168 views
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You gotta unfollow and stop supporting shills like @YankeeYT and @MrMarvelTV. Dudes cannot be trusted, whatever they say is either a lie or someone paid them to say it. Be better. Support better. Follow better.
The MW4 campaign is a 10/10 and easily one of the best campaigns I've played! So many plot twists and intense moments.

ALT The MW4 campaign is a 10/10 and easily one of the best campaigns I've played! So many plot twists and intense moments.

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