@CarmenDistorted

Unserious Parody Account. mun is 24 so 16+! (Not affiliated with project moon In anyway) pfp by tel_teh

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Ehhhh I'm sure that grandpa wouldn't mind me taking my old job back riiiight?~ -AHEM, she turned on the PA- Helloooo! I'm back!~ sorry that I left you with Maurice for like...a week? I don't really know if it was a week, time passes weirdly in the sisyphe.
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God I hope they don't eat her
𝚂𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚎@GlorytoKCorp11Oct 25
What do you guys think of the new pets?
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Little miss shotgun maniac has been... surprisingly cooperative, thanks Cain! Anywaaaay! We now have Fell bullet gear! You don't gotta get buddy buddy with her anymore because we got enough enkephalin to now be able to extract it... I should give this to yarn...
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// @Lcorpcain @MellyLobCorp @Dusk_Lobcorp @mikudroga_red (and this counts because I want it to) @crims0npaint
‏َ@OCRPSUPPORTOct 21
Tag an OC that you think is cute ☺️. #OCRP
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//Guys dusk is such a thief smh stealing my joke from me...
Dusk | Architecture/Language@Dusk_LobcorpOct 23
Replying to @StarStella224
// Assigned minor at strawpage 🥹
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Mood today? Sunshine~
Hong Lu | Lord of Paint 🎨🔮@crims0npaintOct 19
Mood today? Work.... sigh..
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Hmm…I really hope someone comes up with a better name for this "Phenomenon" someday. Calling someone who has chosen to become their true, whole self a "Distortion"… doesn't sit right with me.
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R-corp is losing??? Now that's something I never expected~ Maybe my home wing really does have some chance afterall~
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Have you seen this Arbiter? Now you have.
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Y'know sometimes I wonder how Maurice didn't go insane from this... actually scratch that I've seen him he's definitely insane.
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Uhhhgh....this is so boring why did I even agree to this... -she sighed before pressing live once more- "bring Vengeance of ruination upon the unclothed, upon those who dared not fear the gaze. Only then shalt peace be with those who act."
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-She sighed before pressing the live button and reading off a manual- uhhh...what was it again...oh right. "Though thou canst sate thyself. Thou shalt not. Though thou canst indulge, thou shalt refrain."
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-shes sat at her desk throwing a ball against a wall, occasionally she looks over at the microphone and presses the LIVE button- "Heed ye, for again I proclaim this day. Blessed be the hall of our rest with eternal sunlight." -She looks like she just wants to clock out-
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(PARODY) 'Miss Sun', L Corp Director. retweeted
Philip of #NcorpTwt@bluestaragentOct 15
You will not find me in this place at the moment, but I believe we will be able to come face to face soon. - M, Director of L corp. Dual takeover with @CarmenDistorted
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//new takeover with me and oomf @bluestaragent So uh Carmen is the Giant of Le Noir and Maurice gets to be the L-Corp Director!!
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Let your self define you within the Grand Magasin. Here in this place, distortions need only submit to the punishment imposed upon them. "And thus said the sun. Ye only need to follow your hearts desire."
(PARODY) 'Miss Sun', L Corp Director.@CarmenDistortedMay 30
Hello, I am carmen. You can be honest with me. But first... be true to yourself. do you not feel it? that gnawing full-body piercing ache of bitter disappointment? day by day time moves forward. And yet... you remain still. I can help you move forward. All you need is say so.
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Errr....uhhh... -She puts the book down- It is uh ..it is easy to love your friend, but sometimes the hardest lesson to learn is errr to love your enemy.
📜 :: 𝓢un 𝓣zu@th3artofwar_Oct 15
To impress me (notice how I said 'me' and not Garion, Zena, or any other Arbiter's name), you will have to recite one line from The Art of War.
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Okay, theoretically... How would you impress an arbiter of the head? Hypothetically.
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-she covers one eye with her long sleeve- Ooooooh~ I LOVE my wife. And HATE the thumb.
Cain, corpse of extraction .@LcorpcainOct 14
//stolen from a glowing yellow tree branch
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Alot of people ask me why I sit in my office all the time just watching the monitors and eating popcorn. Because it's like a 24/7 reality TV have you SEEN some of the things these agents get up to?
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