I'm Jesus, Son of god - Carpenter turned zombie. Any similarities to other fictional characters is purely coincidental.
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RIP Marnoo.
It'll be little comfort but the cunt that killed you also died. #IzzyNeale
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Nothing sad about it rest in peace Marnoo you know the horse they had to put down because of this clown riding it for sport.
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Catholic priest Patricio Alfredo Sánchez Molinari was killed when a crucifix fell on him during a service in Ecuador. Congregants tried to help, but he died from his injuries.
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Dear cunts, like a proper arsehole my dad said I have to give up swearing for #lent the fucker. #PancakeDay
And on the 8th day the Lord said "Oh bollocks I've left too much loose skin on their genitals we need to trim them a bit."
Sod it.... Happy Birthday to all deities whose birthday it is today I don't have time to tweet them all.
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