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Writer. Storyteller. Mother. Sarcasm specialist. Shopping Ninja. #suburbangangster

Straight West Coastin
Joined September 2012
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Oh I'm sat
Martha Stewart shares her incredible journey of resilience and reinvention in the new documentary, Martha, directed by R.J. Cutler, coming to Netflix October 30.
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The BEST accent
nahhh Glo has the best accent everrrrr😂😂
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I have an incredible group of friends! I'm also so grateful to the Universe for allowing things to fall apart so I could upgrade my life in so many more ways than what I had previously going on.
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💯 percent me. Also my sun and moon
Sagittarius & Gemini placements:
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Suddenly so many of my dance moves make all the sense. This was my SHIT
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Thank you Universe for sending me magical women when I need/ needed it most🙏🏾 More please. show me how good it can get
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I fucking love the Waffle House yo. Hands down THE most colorful characters in America!! Cussing reach other out in the midst of taking orders but the tea is sweet and the bacon is CRISP. I'll never give it up.
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Oh, how I enjoy being zooted in the airport.
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In the last two months two separate friends from college have passed days after their 45th birthdays. I can not even wrap my head around this loss. My big Leo homie just celebrated his bday on 8/18 and just like that, he's gone! 😭😭 hug your ppl and tell them you love them.
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Yeah yup! Y'all can come over & kick it but I'm not going nowhere
DO NOT go anywhere if someone wakes you from yo sleep and they invite you to go somewhere
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I bowled last night and didn't break a nap and honestly everyone should applaud that. I'm in dire need of a fill / new set and I'm incredibly accident prone so nuts actually a miracle I didn't hurt myself Please clap.
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These are the hard hitting questions I need answers to.
“Your order has shipped” You printed the label? Or it’s on them people truck???
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Was talking about this with @OGJustPeachie last week. Some ppl are not okay with comfortable silence and cannot shut the fuck up for nothing! I'm a yapper but I can read the room and understand when silence is golden.
It’s so important to have people in your life that you can be quiet with.
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Went to the post office to mail out some goodies to the homegirls an older Black gentleman says"nice legs" in passing & went about his afternoon. I appreciate that lil boost and the lack of follow up conversation. Cuz I was not in the mood to chat w/Clarence on today.
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I would looooove these!
aries & gemini placements would look so cute with these: ♈️♊️❤️
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I just keep hearing @OGJustPeachie saying "Don't hand me no hot ass joint! I don't want it" in her voice in my head and just keep cackling over and over
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Rip me out the plastic cuz I'm feeling brand new
The Aquarius Full Moon broke cycles and bad habits we’ve been holding onto for the last 6 months… in 24 hours. Crazy work.
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I picked a good watermelon yesterday. I am quite pleased with myself. That is all.
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Getting wind chimes for the backyard was one of my better decisions 🤩
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