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Not a strimmer, not a content creator, quite possibly not even a human

Cincinnati, OH
Joined October 2009
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Here's my Christmas gift to you all... A reminder... When you go in raid juiced out of your mind, and a rat kills you...just remember, he'll never run your gear, rather hide it in his stash, considering the playstyle he chose is dictated by his gear fear. Cheers! 🥂
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When you are live and a superstar walks up to you, you don’t do this? Isn’t this exactly what you wanted, while you’re alive you get an impromptu off the cuff, Josh Alan to just walk up? I’m a little shocked and surprised, what do you think?? #nfl
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Good luck getting that pocket watch tomorrow.
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Everything hardcore seems pretty legit... But transits??? So if you only got 2-3 hours to play....counting all the loading screens...you could literally spend one session doing a long as raid that you just end up dying to a cheater. This is sooooo wild.
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Wipe tomorrow
THERE WILL BE ONE MORE WIPE before RELEASE 🫡
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Carson retweeted
“What was pre inertia tarkov like?”
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For reference, this was May 7th leading up to a big 3 day omnium, also probably 15 degrees cooler out. Similar workout, 30 second sprints.
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Hey @jfriel I'm in a pickle here. I did some hard training leading up to my big A race this Saturday. After 2 days off, I had a 25sec sprint session marked for today to sharpen the axe...but my HR got lower each time and felt harder than usual. Overtrained? Any way to salvage?
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Good news: The #49ers are giving undrafted WR Isaiah Winstead a chance in the NFL. Winstead recently went viral on social media by posting highlights displaying his shiftiness at 6'4, 210. A couple of days later? the 49ers sign him. brobible.com/sports/article/…
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6’4 210 moving like this. No mini camp invite or UDFA deal. Behind the scenes on what I can do. With 88 catches & 1100 yds this past season… God makes no mistakes tho thank you in advanced 🙏🏾
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Twitter sucks now. It’s nothing but constant political garbage. Hate, rage, nonsensical word vomit. this “for you” shit is the just fucking awful. I just want dnd and video games. I’m blocking and muting everyone else I swear.
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job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced, high-energy environment the environment:
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Imagine building a perfect kit, all meticulously put together, only to get killed by a cheater. #TheRealEscapeFromTarkov
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What an absolute lesson on angular momentum. The physics of this is absolutely mind numbing.
Witnessed and recorded the most INSANE car crash yesterday, you can see Autopilot also swerve and avoid the rouge tire for me $TSLA
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The San Francisco 49ers now own Sam Darnold, who was the third overall pick in the 2018 NFL Draft. They also own Trey Lance, who was the third overall pick in the 2021 NFL Draft. And both are expected to backup the last overall pick in the 2022 NFL Draft, Brock Purdy. The NFL Draft is something ELSE 😳
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#BREAKING: 12 days ago, Gregory Becker, the CEO of Silicon Valley Bank, sold 11% of his shares Daniel Beck, the CFO, sold 32% of his holdings CMO Michelle Draper sold 28% Something doesn't seem right...
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In Texas, this high school softball coach started a program that pairs her team with students who have disabilities. They trained together for months. This is what happened when she brought the students onto the field to throw the opening pitch.
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IRL $btc goes down over 4%. Tarkov goes up lol. Russia math is just different.
Woah bitcoin is worth 260k now
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I was accused of cheating, and here's the truth.
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If I were a PhD. in Psychology, I would do a dissertation on alternative forms of Stockholm syndrome in the modern era. My study group... Tarkov streamers
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