Hi, I'm Carson. i make bad jokes, and tweet about magic, video games, and shitpost agressively. Ace. Nonbinary. Heard y'all like crab memes 🦀
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Don't worry, I'm sure tech billionaire Jensen Huang having an intimate relationship with a Chinese spy is just an isolated incidence...
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Something, something ....First they came for hummus...
I need the Greek feta purists to tap in and get to work because absolutely tf not. Trader Joe's used to have imported Greek feta from Greece
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Player: “Hey man, do you know who my next opponent is?”
TO: “You’re playing against Zangief next.”
Player: “cool but which Zangief player?”
TO: “nah man, you’re literally playing against the literal Zangief”
Zangief actor Olivier Richters from the Street Fighter movie is actually playing in tournament with Gief! Dude has the reads! Oh my days!!! 🔥🔥🔥😱😱😱
#StreetFighter
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Damn this Riftbound game kinda hard when you can't cheat for 10 rounds straight?
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Colin Jost's wife Scarlett Johansson quit being an Oxfam ambassador because they didn't want her to promote the Israeli, West Bank-based, SodaStream, so she chose the $$$ instead of Oxfam
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Probably one of the best “Oh yeah, he can’t actually talk” bits they’ve done in a minute.
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What an odd way to say Israeli authorities killed a child by depriving him of food while illegally imprisoning him
Israel to release body of Palestinian teen who died malnourished in prison haaretz.com/west-bank/2026-1…
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HAHAHAH I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO
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It's such a grim reminder of how evil the animation industry can be that this man dedicated his life to his craft and voiced some of the most iconic characters ever created for a massive corporation and his family ISN'T set for life after he passed away
A GoFundMe has been launched to support Eric Bauza’s son, Ryker, and Ryker’s mother, Jessica Borutski, following his sudden passing. 🤍
Organized by Oliver and Natasha Vaquer, the fundraiser has raised $44.8k of its $70k goal.
If you’re able, please consider donating or sharing to help the family.
(link: gofundme.com/f/support-for-r…)
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actual companies really saw the midterm election results and a year of kirkification and thought caving to the chud right and dropping a liberal wine mom podcast over laughing at a tweet was a good idea lol
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As someone who spends thousands of dollars a year with Chewy, I need to know if they’re ever condemned or spoken out about actual hate speech or anything MAGA podcasters have said. Because I can easily spend more money at local pet store.
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he said "well, I think Macron is an asshole and so are all his shitass cops" to be exact 😭😭😭
🇫🇷 Journalist asks 8-year-old Marcel: “Why are you protesting today?”
Marcel: “Well, I think Macron is an asshole.”
Journalist: “Merci, Marcel.”
Protesters took to the streets across France for a fourth straight Saturday, with student unions saying about 250,000 people joined. Police fired tear gas in Paris, where fires burned and officers detained protesters.
The government deployed 70,000 police and gendarmes, and Paris police banned a Yellow Vest rally at Place de la Concorde and refused many other protest permits. Police arrested two Yellow Vest leaders, Benjamin Ball and spokesperson Azelma Sigaux, near the National Assembly, according to AFP.
The movement began in late September, when high school and university students protested overcrowded classrooms and unfilled teaching posts. It has grown into a broader revolt, joined by unions and the Yellow Vests, against the rising cost of living and the government's plan for €61 billion in spending cuts. About 6,800 people, most of them minors, have been arrested since it began.
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Always using Blackness as a shield against credible accusations of him being Israel’s bitch. Weak.
CNN: Hakeem Jeffries responds to DSA supporters who chanted "You're next!" at victory party
"It was very interesting to me, as observed by others, that there was almost zero diversity in that crowd."
Link: edition.cnn.com/2026/11/08/p…
