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Fried Chicken 🤣🌿
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Replying to @ztisdale
Getting there!
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A coconut can drift across the ocean before growing into a new tree Its thick outer husk helps it float, while the hard shell protects the seed during the journey
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You’re witnessing terpene pressurization unlike anything the industry has achieved. This isn’t smoke—this is a terpene gas assault. Full monoterpene retention so dense it triggers involuntary choking, tears, and saliva overload. Not one hype strain comes close. This is next-level preservation—pure power. Welcome to the Dankmaster Standard. The industry’s about to feel it. #CannabisCommunity #terpenes #CannabisCultivation #Crippy #CripXmas #Growmies #CannabisSeeds #weedgrows #organic #smallbatch #craft #oldschoolcannabis #Mmemberville #420Friendly #cannabisculture #marijuana
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The hype never died. The energy never faded. We want the SnyderVerse restored. #RestoreTheSnyderVerse
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BREAKING: Former Epstein lawyer Alan Dershowitz says he has personally “seen the entire list” of individuals in the Epstein case, and that it is being deliberately suppressed to protect certain powerful figures.
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Hazards of voting Liberal
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You know what’s very interesting about “Saving Israel for Last”? In the end (last), What does the Bible say about nations rising against Israel? I don’t want to say what I’m thinking, because I think you may already know. The government of Israel is not God’s people. The Balfour declaration.
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51st State: Canadians might as well get ready to be US Citizens. Google is already changing your location from Canada to USA permanently without announcing anything to you. Which means preparations are already underway to make this official in the future. Resisting is futile. 🇨🇦🇺🇸
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Spotted somewhere in Calgary
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Want Fem A2 CripXmas or Pressure Skunk seeds ? Sugarman has them available—but only for growers who are down to join the Cannabis Cultivators Community, start a grow log, and contribute to something real. No stifling rules. No hypersensitive mods No flash plug in ads. Just growers, dank genetics, dark humor, and honest smoke reports. Access to private project collab sub forum and future testing opportunities. Plenty of perks and more will be added Come build with us: dankmasteroldschoolgenetics.… Let loose. Grow fire. Leave the clown show behind.
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Your enemies are not in other countries. They are here in Canada!
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The reason this matters is that a significant number of people who are supposed to be working for the government are doing so little work that they are not checking their email at all! In some cases, we believe non-existent people or the identities of dead people are being used to collect paychecks. In other words, there is outright fraud.
Literally takes 2 minutes to respond. Reporting to your boss about what you accomplished at work is very standard. Why is this so controversial?
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The OG Kush Lie—How Cali Rewrote History 🚨 Let’s be real—Cali didn’t create OG Kush. They stole it. 🚨 For years, the cannabis industry has pushed the same false story—that OG Kush was some random bag seed accident from Florida. That it magically appeared, and no one really knows its origins. 💡 That’s complete bullshit. OG Kush wasn’t random. It wasn’t an accident. It was a deliberate selection from Florida Crippy, a strain that West Coast hype machines erased from history. 💨 The industry doesn’t want to talk about Florida Crippy. 💨 They don’t want to admit OG Kush wasn’t born in California. 💨 They don’t want to acknowledge that their entire market was built off renamed, stolen genetics. Cali has been playing the same game for decades: 🔹 Take elite out-of-state genetics. 🔹 Slap a new name on it. 🔹 Act like they “discovered” something new. 🔹 Erase the real breeders. They did it with OG Kush. They did it with Chemdog. They did it with Sour Diesel. They did it with Crippy. They built an empire off hype and stolen genetics—and now the industry is too scared to question the official story. 🔥 **Florida Crippy was the foundation. OG Kush was the rebrand.**🔥 But history can’t be buried forever. The truth is coming out. 👀 How long do you think the industry can keep pretending OG Kush was a mystery? Drop your thoughts below. ⬇ #CannabisCommunity #OGKush #FloridaCrippy #Crippy #CannabisHistory #GrowYourOwn #WeedGrows #CannabisCultivation #OldSchoolCannabis #420Community #Growmies
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JUST ANNOUNCED: The US government is the most corrupt government on the planet. I hope DOGE takes no prisoners.
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So here's the REAL story: Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to secretly retrieve US made Stinger Missiles that the State Dept had supplied to Ansar al Sharia in Libya WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission. Sec State Hillary Clinton had brokered the Libya deal through Ambassador Stevens and a Private Arms Dealer named Marc Turi, but some of the shoulder fired Stinger Missiles ended up in Afghanistan where they were used against our own military. On July 25th, 2012, a US Chinook helicopter was downed by one of them. Not destroyed only because the idiot Taliban didn't arm the missile. The helicopter didn't explode, but it had to land and an ordnance team recovered the missile’s serial number which led back to a cache of Stinger Missiles kept in Qatar by the CIA. Obama and Hillary were in full panic mode, so Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to retrieve the rest of the Stinger Missiles. This was a "do-or-die" mission, which explains the Stand Down Orders given to multiple rescue teams during the siege of the US Embassy. It was the State Dept, NOT the CIA, that supplied the Stinger Missiles to our sworn enemies because Gen. Petraeus at CIA would not approve supplying the deadly missiles due to their potential use against commercial aircraft. So then, Obama threw Gen. Petraeus under the bus when he refused to testify in support of Obama’s phony claim of a “spontaneous uprising caused by a YouTube video that insulted Muslims.” Obama and Hillary committed TREASON! THIS is what the investigation is all about, WHY she had a Private Server, (in order to delete the digital evidence), and WHY Obama, two weeks after the attack, told the UN that the attack was the result of the YouTube video, even though everyone KNEW it was not. Furthermore, the Taliban knew that the administration had aided and abetted the enemy WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission, so they began pressuring (blackmailing) the Obama Administration to release five Taliban generals being held at Guantanamo. Bowe Bergdahl was just a useful pawn used to cover the release of the Taliban generals. Everyone knew Bergdahl was a traitor but Obama used Bergdahl’s exchange for the five Taliban generals to cover that Obama was being coerced by the Taliban about the unauthorized Stinger Missile deal. So we have a traitor as POTUS that is not only corrupt, but compromised, as well and a Sec of State that is a serial liar, who perjured herself multiple times at the Congressional Hearings on Benghazi. Perhaps this is why no military aircraft were called upon for help in Benghazi: because the administration knew that our enemies had Stinger Missiles that, if used to down those planes, would likely be traced back to the CIA cache in Qatar and then to the State Dept’s illegitimate arms deal in Libya. Forward this again and again and again until everyone reads the true story of Benghazi.
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2500 followers and I'll do another giveaway. LFG 💪🏻🌲
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cannabis seed macro spin made for @GREENBODHI
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We are heavily taxed because we are forced to pay for unnecessary projects like this bridge, which will take decades to pay off. • Americans are not contributing a single dime to its construction. • An American private company offered to build the bridge with its own funds, but Canada refused. • Studies show the bridge will likely require a subsidy of $14–$52 billion, and under the most optimistic scenario, it will take 61 years to pay off the project’s debt. • These studies were conducted when the bridge’s cost was estimated at $4.2 billion. That cost has now ballooned to over $7 billion. • The cross border traffic has significantly declined over the last 2 decades, and there is no reason for it to increase. • It will be impossible to pay off the bridge with toll revenue because there’s no traffic. We are highly taxed because corruption is expensive. Corruption gives immense advantages to corrupt companies, drives honest companies out of business, and spreads like cancer. Watch the video below to learn more—and to find out whether Canadians involved in these scandalous projects can be extradited to the U.S. to face justice for allowing foreign megalithic construction companies to rob the Canadian taxpayers through corruption and then use the proceeds to spread their dirty businesses to the United States.
EXPOSED: Corruption in the Canada-U.S. P3 Gordie Howe Bridge Project Puts Taxpayers in Debt Forever Industry whistleblower Bob Rai reveals concerning patterns of fraudulent activity perpetrated by Canadian politicians that put the taxpayers in multigenerational debt to foreign construction giants with a history of corruption. Support and follow @MediaBezirgan for more unparalleled Canadian investigative journalism.
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