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Dimes AKA my greatest hits...so far Here's a compilation of bangers 3 Categories see below 👇 1. Negotiating Getting Your Price-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… Stop Getting F**ked-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/17… Profiting On Overpriced Listings-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… Non-Responsive Brokers-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… No Financials-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… Quit Playin' Games-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… 2. Making Money Options-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… Walkable Debt-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… Getting Seller Financing-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… Discounting Mortgages-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/17… Reverse Amortization-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… Optioning with Uncle Sam’s Help-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… Asymmetric Upside-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… Sandwich Leasing-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… Gettin' Freaky-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… How to Make 30%-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… Raising Never-Ending Capital-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… Buyback Capital Raising-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… The Best Way To Raise Money-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16… 3. Miscellaneous Saving Your 1031 Exchange-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/17… Weird RE Niches-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… Finding A Mentor-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… My Mentors-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/15… My Why-xitter.cf/CaseyMericle/status/16…
How to profit on overpriced listings
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Asking a broker the sales price immediately followed by So you’re waiting for rates to move up is a fun way to start the convo Pause & wait for a positive affirmation
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Saw Moana on ice last night
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Pro Sales Tip: If they hang up on you Call back Tell them with that attitude they’re never gonna sell their property
Pro Sales tip: If they hang up on you… Call right back. “Sorry, we got disconnected.” It Works.
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Guarantee there’s a dude named Giovanni that should be on here
Top 10 hard money & private lenders in Miami-Dade + Broward, last 30 days 🔨 Ranked by recorded loans: Alto Capital Holdings leads with 61, then Reliable Holdings Manager (34) and RBI Private Lending (20). Full board: thelenderboard.com/hard-mone… #HardMoney #PrivateLending
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You can love your spreadsheet or your wallet But only one pays Atm nothing in real estate pencils Well guess what? There’s always a bid ask spread between buyers & sellers That margin is called profit Who gets the profit is where the fight is Sellers will say “pro forma” Buyers will ask “how am I gonna make money” Brokers will moan “hurry the F up & close” Most of you couldn’t fight your way outta paper handcuffs What I mean by that is that you only buy traditionally With a bank And therein lies your greatest mistake You’ve handcuffed yourself to a fair weather banker who wouldn’t letcha borrow an umbrella the 1st time it rains That 7% debt is your boat anchor ⚓️ Not the deal Margin of safety is the name of the RE game Upside is secondary The syndicators that are in trouble reversed those two & slapped on some hefty fees So back to filling up your wallet Now’s the best time to do it Quit negotiating on price Sellers are geared up to fight to the death on price Dicker on cashflow! Do something different Buy with a high basis! Low interest rate, long-term seller financed debt provides safety & cashflow for you And a high price to your seller It’s a win-win If you flip or are IRR driven go back to looking at deals that don’t fit your model And starve to death Bonus points if you create your own walkable debt to buy with as that’ll give you huge exit advantages Especially with quick value-add purchases Cashflow & safety allow you to purchase & ride out times of uncertainty Buy now I’m begging you Put up a smaller down payment than you would at the bank Switch your model to CoC Add value, wait for the market to come back & you’ll be rewarded handsomely There’s a million ways to make a deal You don’t have to go to the ice cream store & always choose vanilla That’s bank debt Try some butterscotch you real estate freak! I’d urge you to prioritize stuffing cash into your wallet above staring at excel sheets It’s far more fun After all she’s lookin’ for a freak in the sheets But she means cashflow!
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Also cougar tracker
Great White Shark Tracking Map How come they always turn around when they get to Louisiana?
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Can you make a high baller? I’d like to get my brokers attention
Dooomerssss the real estate market is SLIPPING. So what am I doing? Introducing MLS LOWBALLER 10000 Every first of the month this @bot will fire out lowball offers. Sent out 6 last night to test and ONE hit!
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All of you sayin’ you can’t find anyone to agree to walkable debt Or it won’t work on my type of deals Remember this You can create debt & move it to whomever’s property you’re negotiating with Amending a legal description is not rocket science 🚀
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This is the best news for those who get it
Monthly real estate investor lunch in Nashville normally has 10 to 15 attendees every month, but it has been dwindling. Today only three people attended, including myself. Are we seeing capitulation?
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Me flirting with my wife 😂
Mexican Student invented a portable acoustic fire extinguisher and won a gold medal in Indonesia
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The Mexican student Ángela Karime Hernández Venegas developed a prototype and won gold at the 2026 ISIF student science fair in Indonesia. The idea of acoustic fire suppression was previously demonstrated by George Mason University students in 2015. milenio.com/ciencia-y-salu… edition.cnn.com/2015/03/27/us/…
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This should be more heavily bookmarked
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This is an elite tweet
Coming around to the idea that there are only two real edges in private markets Cost of capital A pair of balls
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I may or may not have done this
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Lemme say this Marlo has game I don’t say that about many RE people He’s giving commentary here But have a conversation with the guy & he has “it” “It” is easy to see One of the best follows on here Slap the button if you haven’t already
Dinner with an exec/friend at a large national property management company tonight. This person oversees ~150k apartments; access to an insane amount of data. Current multifamily market in most of the country is worse than S&L, .com bust, or the GFC. Worst they’ve seen. Class A mostly fine, decent rent growth. However: - credit scores at class A have gone down meaningfully over the past 3 years. - more people are paying rent via credit card. - average bank account balance noticeably lower than even 2 years ago - class A tenants stretched thin, living beyond their means. 20k comes in, 20k goes out every month. - starting to see these renters move down a tier Class B: - simply too many apartments, we built too much new stuff. Ripple effect is enormous. - fewer renters tomorrow than today. Same store foot traffic noticeably down year over year. Some markets down 40-50% - considering dropping rents below $700 a month on some 1beds in major southern markets. Class C: - looking at degrading NOI. Rents aren’t growing for a long time, but expenses keep creeping up - more renters are one missed paycheck away from disaster than they can remember seeing in decades - tenants aren’t paying rent because they simply don’t have it - wage growth has not kept up Lenders: - some major investment funds, household names, haven’t paid their mortgages in 2-3 years. Banks won’t foreclose because “X is a big client.” Mexican standoff. - a roof leak gets ignored, becomes water damage, then mold, then a down building. Buildings are rapidly deteriorating as some owners choose cash preservation over funding losses. - number of pre-foreclosure and REO deals is the highest as a % of total units they can recall. - data providers know it’s bad, but they’re paid to sell optimism to owners/lenders. So every forecast is “it will probably get a little better next year maybe” and that gets regurgitated at investment committees all over. I asked “how do you think this ends?” “Not sure. My gut says slowly then suddenly, and things will get really bad. Been doing this 40 years, you can feel it in the air. But, there’s a chance it’s just a decade of tolerable pain. I’m praying for that.”
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My family decided universally that they wanted me to pick up the takeout at an amazing authentic Mexican spot So I got them takeout had 2 margaritas and now I’m ready for a tequila infused AMA Do you have the nerve to ask?
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The Ari Emmanuel book is 🤌
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I make hoeing look easy
The final stage of hoeing is becoming a realtor.
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Most distressed deals rn are so under water not even crazy structures can help There’s an enormous amount of CRE loan default that’s getting extended The banks only in the worst circumstances are taking stuff back
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