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Respiratory therapist, WoW casual player, INTJ-INFJ, BLM, Pro choice, LGBT+ friendly, tax the rich

Colorado
Joined July 2009
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No outlet for my anger. A "rage room" isn't enough. I need to be allowed to slap inconsiderate bitches. I need to be allowed to dick-stomp conceited assholes. Smashing garbage in a safe space, that I'd have to pay for, isn't fucking enough.
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Overwhelmed with negative emotions tonight for some reason. Angry, sad, lonely, confused & so much more. I don't know how to process and don't know what I can do. Feel like I need to cry but my logical mind won't let me since I know that won't help.........just...stuck.
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This pretty much nails it.
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Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
SOCIAL EXPERIMENT: If you come across this tweet, name the game that made you fall in love with video games. DO NOT read the replies before you comment.
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Exactly
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I'm not even in the beta. But they need to change the #WoWForever icon. Just looks like a W with googly eyes.
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I feel like if #prowrestlers trained with professional stunt people, and carried those skills into the ring, that maybe #prowrestling quality would improve significantly. #WWEUniverse #WWE #AEW #TNA #wrestling #ROH
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Internet dropped on in the middle of virtual #DnD last night. Was able to listen/type on @discord so I could still participate. Will someone invent teleportation technology already so my group & I can play in person to avoid this in the future?!
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Ned's SpideyTracker app tracks Spiderman by tagging mentions of him on social media. Using satellites orbiting Earth. So how, in the end credits scene, does the app tag a Spiderman sighting in outer space? #Spiderman #Brandnewday #SMBND
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*sings* ON MOO MESA, HIGH ABOVE THE CLOUDS!!!!..... @Warcraft
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Can't do the "mini you/you now" viral trend because I don't have a pics of me as a kid. And, to be honest, I don't want any.
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Kinda fucked up how similar "hard right" sounds to "third reich".
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DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN DO NOT BE DISTRACTED.
This bizarre video of Jeffrey Epstein chasing girls around his kitchen was released in the latest Epstein files yesterday.
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Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? ๐Ÿค”
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Okay, birthday. Let's get out there & at least try to make this day fun all by ourselves. Since no one else seems to care.
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tf that got to do with me?!
Elizabeth Olsen is pregnant, expecting her first child
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Anyone have suggestions for a salon in the #Denver area for a long-haired, hard rock/metal kind of man? Preferably that DOESN'T cost more than $50? #salon #longhair #heavymetal
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The fact that billionaires still want more money should be studied by the same people who study serial killers.
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