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New Orleans, LA
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I’m watching the new season of The Terminal List & they said the next terrorist attack was gone be in Odessa & my ass was thinking Texas & was like why tf would it be there then I saw “Odessa, Ukraine” and said “OHHHH” lmao
I always feel like it’s my moral duty to yell to people poking on the parking payment machines on Sundays that it’s free that day
I been craving three different meals so idk what’s gone win for supper or if Ima just say eff it & go get Forbidden Pizza cuz I been wanting that too lol
Ellen Degenerate retweeted
Honestly, I don’t want technology to advance any further. I think we need more gardens, more front porches and fewer screens.
