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Florida 🍊
Joined April 2011
White people smell like Microsoft Word 2007
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In the club scrolling through my Gmail
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My Michael myers mask was $70 ima stab somebody fr on Halloween
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You crack one good joke on your lady and she’ll never forget that shit
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Who can do 2 hand twist Friday ?
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Mfs generate one ai photo of themselves and be like oh Yeh this me
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Everything shouldn’t be news
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I’m the best fake sleeper in the world
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No dogs in the bed
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If you let me use your bathroom and there are shit streaks in the toilet I will call the police.
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I hate when they are mean to Joe on family guy
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When Joe got his legs back he was right to leave them sorry ass niggas alone.
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Trickin really fun when you actually got the funds
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Don’t get in my car asking for the aux, We listening to Black Eyed Peas.
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I be putting shit on my dead homeboys an not one of them niggas dead
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Give me like 7 bucks for this tweet
Instagram be suggesting people your gf cheating on you with
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Niggas get one abortion and now they putting everything on they dead baby
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I took a pic of myself crying one time but kept it in the vault 💯
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All humans do is let me down
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