@CavemanSenator

he/they. if they sleepin on you, tuck em in 🇵🇸 it’s pretty obvious that I’m not actually john fetterman.

 Nashville-ish, TN
Joined May 2014
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Boy i sure hope i don’t get touched by the stingray that makes you take your pants off The stingray that makes you take your pants off:
UFO mania
@maniaUFOSep 8
Not For Your Amusement Park😬
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g@_gdaymate15h
Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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Pop Base
@PopBase17h
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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I genuinely don’t even remember posting this last night
John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenatorOct 25
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Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmer21h
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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ok this is a little funny
Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmer21h
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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Top picks for you
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insane freak guy@Beer_PisserOct 25
I'm so bloated off beer that you could throw a rubix cube at my belly and it'd bounce off with so much force that the dang thing would solve itself before it hit the ground
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gotta stop this shit man
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honestly what are we doing
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should I go back to Walmart and buy these and give a review
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Tennessee! Friendly reminder to go vote!! And not for Marsha Blackburn🖕🏻 we love @Jerri_M_Green in this household
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[rubs your clit like a genie’s lamp]
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105 in dog years btw, still playing with toys.
Antidepressant Content
@depressionlesssApr 14
He is 15 but he still loves his little buddy
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julia
@juumelo_Oct 22
I’ve never used dating apps bc if I wanted to grab drinks with a retard on a thursday I’d just ask one of my friends
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🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️
@maddoxrulesOct 23
Damn, that was fast.
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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM DRIVING TO ATL FOR MY YEARLY MONGOOSE KIDNEY SANDWICH
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 23
McDonald's is bringing back the McRib on October 27. It will only be available in select cities including Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, Atlanta, Philadelphia and Dallas.
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Siri play my beautiful alt woman fart music playlist on Spotify
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Ember
@EmberOnMainOct 23
one last dance for old times' sake
vio 🖤✨
@viotubingOct 23
DUDE WHAT ETHAN KLEIN HAS BEEN CHEATING ON HILA AND THAT'S WHY THERE'S A HIATUS??? IM 💀💀💀💀
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