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Joined July 2026
Her mother must have made her with a vibrator because i refuse to believe a man was involved in THIS
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Dogs: omg wtf we're losing Mitski:
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does saying you need a sugar daddy on here actually spawn them bc if it’s true I could use 50 bucks rn
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My auntie ashes just flew in my face I hope dat wasn't her pussy
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Cawlin retweeted
Jennette McCurdy announces new book ‘Matter Fact Fuck My Granny Too’ coming this spring
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Gary the Snail:
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Cawlin retweeted
Dolly Parton has passed away at 80.
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Forgot to buy deodorant three days in a row
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Cawlin retweeted
Men will ruin your day and then send you an instagram reel
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Cawlin retweeted
ima giggly asss bitch sum always funny to me
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No one is 100% straight. Except for bisexual women, who are 100% straight.
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if you don't have 1k+ followers on insta in college they kill you
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We in a sassy men apocalypse
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