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that’s why her whole at peace shit is bullshit. She hasn’t healed. She’s fucking weirdo. She loves anything that will give her attention. She’s a fraud!
Monique so disgusting for reposting that Halloween video of her fighting Candiace man. Now if my girl were to clap back bout her getting her head knocked around, she’d be wrong 😒
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All I want for Christmas is… U. 🎁🤍 “Wrapped in U” out Friday, 11.06. Pre-save NOW: ow.ly/z1tZ510386L
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Replying to @Cdbstan
“Were you there beloved?!?” “Your Mothers low budget, watch your mouth” “Hating on this?!?” Camera panning to Gizelle broken treehouse of a home. “And your luggage is gonna be there” “Candiace late to the event, and tip toeing up asking God where is she…just to go sit on a couch, OUTSIDE” It was just so good!!!! 😂😂
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The dream team!! #RHONY ❤️✨
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Currently #rhony
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“Your mother is low budget watch your mouth” 😂😂😂😂
Bravo is currently playing #RHOP Season 6 Reasonably Shady episode! 👀🌸
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Amanda Seyfried takes aim at the late Charlie Kirk after Elizabeth Holmes’ husband, Billy Evans, declares himself a fan: “I think he’s a f*cking p*ssy. I don’t like the fact that he’s performative when he was with those people.”
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Some of the #RHONY ladies together on Halloween as the Spice Girls.
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Sai,Hailey, Jessel and Erika celebrating Halloween last night! 🍎#RHONY
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“Y’all are so miserable with your long, rolling hills of neck.” - @TherealCANDIACE, 2022
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SCREAMING 😭💀👏👏👏
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im sorry but I miss Marlo crazy ass 💀💀
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You Just Had to Be There 😭😭
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sheree is so damn funny im sorry
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Let’s talk about Andy Cohen’s bizarre obsession with Candiace Dillard Bassett. I’m Patrick, former producer of RHOP. PLUS A raw & revealing interview with another Real Housewives producer that you will have to hear to believe! #rhop #rhoa #bravotv #RealHousewives #candiace
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NOT TODAY SATAN! retweeted
I think they rented that townhouse for the show. The furnishings give it away. I also found it odd that the kids were asking which floor to go to, as if they don’t know the house. There is always a HW or couple on every show living above their means and they are it. #RHONY
Erin’s house is ugly lmao #RHONY
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olivia reminding everyone to go vote with her shirt tonight in support of Amy Acton 🩷🗳️ #UnraveledInColumbus
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Replying to @jonesingforwhat
the way sai and jessel QUICKLY became my favourites this season! 😘😘😘😘
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It’s bringing me to tears how rewatching herself is making Heavenly bust out into laughter in everyone’s face lmaooooo like yall will never make me hate heavenly 😹😹😹😹😹
The one and only DR HEAVENLY
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how can y’all hate jessel? she’s a GREAT housewife.
Jessel is FRYING me interrupting Sai and Daisy to shit talk Erin’s beat up ass townhouse and party city decor 😭😭 #RHONY
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