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Joined September 2018
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Snoop Dogg explained in 80 seconds why men stopped approaching women. Do men not shoot their shot anymore because social media turned dating into a simulation? Snoop says yes, and his reason is better than the usual “phones ruined everything” take. In his era, getting with someone took real effort. You had to look at her, talk to her, get her to like you, and know her parents and how she moved. You had to get involved before you could get involved. Now it’s a couple of pictures and a couple of lines, and people expect something real from a few typed words. The part I found most interesting is his point about texting. A text gives you what he’s typing, not what he’s saying. “You look good today” can read as sweet or creepy depending on the mood of the person reading it. Text has no tone, face or feeling to go with it. Approaching someone in person is hard on purpose. It makes you learn to read people, handle a no, and become someone worth talking to. When you skip that, you also skip what it would have taught you. What he calls the cheat code ended up costing men the skill.
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Imagine if Weston McKennie from Juventus said this about Ronaldo and then went on to win back to back Ucls once he left Media would've annihilated Ronaldo's Ucl reputation whole but since it's Messi, they don't want to talk about it
🚨 Achraf Hakimi says when Lionel Messi ARRIVED at PSG the project CHANGED... they weren't playing an enjoyable style and he felt less important
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the world you were born into no longer exists
Need for Speed Underground 2 launch party featuring Snoop Dogg (2004)
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Kinda scary how good of an answer this was
Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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NOT HIM CLEARING EVERYONE LMAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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lmaoo he can score 5 goals in one match and i still won’t get that wc campaign off my head. i know what i watched
Vitinha vs Villarreal (A) Best midfielder in the world.
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😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve never seen a club fall off like this, ever.
Carefully, he's a hero
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شوفوا ترشيحات هدف الشهر لديسمبر 2006 😳🔥
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🤣 i remember this about James Rodriquez at Everton.
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Let's see if Fabrizio covers this news the same way he did with Ten Hag
🚨🗣️ Achraf Hakimi on why Messi, Mbappe and Neymar never worked: “When Messi arrived, he destroyed our playstyle, made us feel like small players and killed our attacking threat. That’s why we were knocked out of the UCL in the RO16 back to back.” 🇦🇷🫣
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🚨🗣️ Achraf Hakimi on why Messi, Mbappe and Neymar never worked: “When Messi arrived, he destroyed our playstyle, made us feel like small players and killed our attacking threat. That’s why we were knocked out of the UCL in the RO16 back to back.” 🇦🇷🫣
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Chelsea are MASSIVE🙌🏼😂🤣
🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: UEFA Official Proposes Guaranteed Champions League Place for Chelsea Over the Next Decade. A senior UEFA official has indicated that Chelsea could be awarded a one-time automatic place in the Champions League league phase at any point over the next ten seasons should the club fail to qualify through domestic or European competition routes. The proposal is framed as a special recognition of Chelsea’s unique status as the first — and so far only — European club to have won every major UEFA men’s club competition. Chelsea completed this unprecedented set with their 2025 UEFA Conference League triumph, adding it to previous successes in the Champions League (2012, 2021), Europa League (2013, 2019), Cup Winners’ Cup (1971, 1998), and UEFA Super Cup (1998, 2021). No other club has matched this full collection of UEFA titles. According to the official, speaking on condition of anonymity, the idea under discussion would give Chelsea a single “free” Champions League berth that could be activated in any of the next ten campaigns if they miss out on qualification. It would not set a general precedent but would acknowledge the club’s singular achievement in conquering every major UEFA tournament in the modern era. “This would be a gesture that reflects the scale of what Chelsea have accomplished,” the official is reported to have said. “They are the only club to have lifted all of UEFA’s major trophies. Offering them one guaranteed place over the coming decade, should they ever need it, feels appropriate.” Any such measure would still require formal approval from UEFA’s relevant committees and would be limited to a single use within the ten-year window. Outside of that contingency, Chelsea would continue to need to secure qualification through the Premier League or by winning one of the European competitions, in line with standard access rules. The proposal has not yet been formally tabled, but it underscores the significance UEFA places on Chelsea’s unique European record.
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If you think Jackson will disappear against Barcelona then you don't know who Nicholas Jackson is
that nicholas jackson btw, fake gas lmao. he go see camp nou tomorrow open mouth wahhhhhh 😂😂😂😂
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Replying to @AbdulahiAdan10
Me at 29. Waiting for GTA VI on 19th so that I can exclude myself from the world!
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It has taken me years to finally afford the console, setup and games I've always wanted. Alafu mtu anakuja kuniuliza, "30-year-old unafanya nini na console?" My friend, I'm living my childhood dream, just with adult money. Na wacha hiyo PS, hata gaming PC na Nintendo tutanunua so we can game on the move. We didn't work this hard just to afford bills.
Why are me still playing PS at 30 years old?😂
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😭😭
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😭😭😭😭
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Whatever you do don’t lose against Chelsea coz their fans are not okay 😭😭😭
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Chelsea fans are something else 😭😭😭
Whatever you do don’t lose against Chelsea coz their fans are not okay 😭😭😭
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This is a huge take ngl but many can stand on it too
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