Saved by grace. Husband, girl dad, geek, cellist, cook, pretty strong.
Grand Prairie, TX
Joined February 2008
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I just greeted a coworker with my flawless Obi-Wan βHello thereβ without even thinking about how weird it might sound and was greeted in response with a βGeneral Kenobi!β and I HAVE A NEW BEST FRIEND NOW GUYS!!!
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I saw someone on Facebook say this Cowboys win tastes like drinking non-alcoholic beer. That about covers it.
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Collin Harvey Ω π¦ retweeted
It is a federal crime to destroy or kill an egg of a bald or golden eagleβ¦
Why?
Because there is an eagle inside that egg.
Now do abortion.
Itβs also associated with significantly higher odds of me thinking you smell horrible.
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Collin Harvey Ω π¦ retweeted
America is for Americans.
France is for the French.
Italy is for Italians.
Sweden is for Swedes.
Korea is for Koreans.
Japan is for the Japanese.
Every normal nation on earth understands this. Somehow it's only a sin for the West and now the East.
Collin Harvey Ω π¦ retweeted
βIβm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isnβt very nice.β
Last Halloween post, I promise. π
βIβm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isnβt very nice.β
Last Halloween post, I promise. π
