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Soy un lamentable producto de Twitter. 🍺🍺Cuenta de HUMOR. PARODIA.

Barcelona, España
Joined December 2021
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—¿A dónde vas con esa silla? —Al psicólogo, para mostrarle cómo me siento.
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$CBT TO THE MOON!🚀🚀🚀
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CERVEZERO🍺 retweeted
𝟭𝟬𝟬 𝗧𝗢𝗡 𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 👀 Want a chance to win from a 100 TON prize pool? 💎 Starting now until Sunday August 18th at 11:59pm EST (midnight) we’ll be selecting the Top 5 shitheads that refer the most frens to Boinkers 🔥 The prize pool will be distributed amongst the winners 🏆 To participate ⬇️ 1️⃣ Like + Share this post 2️⃣ Tag 3 Friends in this post 3️⃣ Invite as many assholes to play Boinkers: t.me/boinker_bot Best of luck!!! Winners will be announced when the competition ends! 🙌
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No better feeling 😂 Tag a friend if you relate 👀
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—Hannibal, ¿Anthony Hopkins o Mads Mikkelsen? —Ambos me vendrían muy bien para almorzar.
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—Voy a ver el fuego. —¿Eres bombero? —No, cazador de dragones.
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El único libro que me importa es una cerveza.
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Soy bueno en todo excepto en lo que no soy.
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Yo quisiera saber si Maceo que aguantó tantas balas en su cuerpo, si él iba aguantar todo esto.
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No consumas droga, solo café.
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Ya nadie usa esta maravilla
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Aquí les dejo mi Instagram donde subo contenido a diario, me encantaría que me apoyaran instagram.com/cervezero.meme…
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El emperador de Roma para demostrar su narcisismo impuso dar a luz a través de la Cesárea.
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Iba a tomar agua pero esa no me la sed.
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Cuba, único país del mundo donde nadie quiere robar un banco.
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Creía que era el amor de mi vida hasta que le vi el tatuaje de “Hasta siempre comandante”
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