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Dr. Megan, Ph.D. Current hobbies include critiquing BB’s throwing arm and otherwise being confused about this offense. #AuburnFootball makes me drink.

Joined September 2018
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Auburn gets one drive to score then my sanity is focused on getting my Nepalese back in Birmingham.
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Did anyone see Joel Gordon chucked out of the booth? Like his headset got cut off or something.
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This game is so bad I will make it to back to Birmingham for my Dalle Momo pop up right at 4. Zero delays.
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… please fire the oc into the sun. I’ve not even deemed to learn his name.
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As a former resident of Texas.. β€œDING DONG THE (ABBOTT) WITCH IS DEAD”.
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I’m just gonna put this out in the ether: @LonelyTalegater and his commentary on β€œThe Gilded Age” may rival @IAMBARNINGHARD does Disney. While I have painkillers on my nightstand, I am not on any while putting this message out…
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Apparently I saved my β€œcoming out of anesthesia anger” to yell at this football game…
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YOU BOWL FACE LIAR KARMA JUST CAME FULL CIRCLE.
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Cope tweet: we lose this and we all bling Golesh for benching Atkins. Just prepping for the inevitable.
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I don’t know what is going on so I’m going to keep drinking my wine…
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The fact that JG said this out loud is all the justification for someone getting fired on the offensive said this off season.
Auburn OC Joel Gordon says part of QB Byrum Brown's turnovers could stem from adjusting to the SEC and Power Four: "I think what has to happen is you have to see: 'I'm learning from my mistakes.' Things are moving quicker in this league. "... But it's fixable."
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I feel like Golesh needs someone to show him clips of our trigger words…because a lot of them were said postgame.
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Guys just take a knee until we can justify McPherson kicking
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I want swag surfing permanently retired until the children have proven they have the right to have fun again. Newsflash: that’s a minimum 20 point lead.
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Feel like I’m going to have to notate this football game in my β€œsymptoms” section of this damn Holter monitor. Like just be glad it’s Vanderbilt and we are currently between garbage and middling… otherwise it would look a hella lot worse.
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Guys. I just realized we’ve been saved. HUGH FREEZE CANT LOSE TO DIEGO PAVIA TOMORROW.
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… the hotel has lost access to espn so I guess I’m saved?
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I <3 @RiotFest Deluxe or higher. It’s nothing but us olds.
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