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Trans people are my friends 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 Citeh/Patriots/Drogs

Dublin City, Ireland
Joined February 2022
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Suicidal Empath retweeted
The breakneck race to destroy *any* connection to a shared or objective reality is one of the most repulsive things going on right now in tech You WILL be alienated from every other human on earth. You WILL be embalmed in your own delusions, and you’ll pay us $20/month for it
Microsoft has filed a patent for an AI system that could rewrite what people say during livestreams in real time. It could change words depending on who's watching, taking into account their age, location, and language. The idea is to clean up broadcasts by removing filler words, censoring swearing, or even replacing certain words. The AI could also adjust the speaker's lip movements so viewers wouldn't notice anything had been changed.
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Still watching that incompletion for larrisson was a fucking pi but who cares
Aight I'm going to bed lads this is a disaster
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Aight I'm going to bed lads this is a disaster
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JJ McCarthy just got sliced in half oh my word
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Total strawman at the end there. He has the best squad in the league and he's refusing to play them where they are their best. Made decisions for the captaincy and his final transfer that have inevitable issues that are showing up already. In season adjustments are critica
P10 W7 L3 is about what was expected of this Maresca #mancity team. Repeat it all season and they’ll get 80 points - two more than Guardiola got last season. They may not of course, and have significant issues to solve, but the furious panic they won’t win another game seems OTT
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He speedran the lifecycle of posh London dorks in 2 years , that accent usually melts away around 32
The difference is INSANE.
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The Seahawks playbook a year late
What could Brady possibly be showing Vrabel? Watch until the end… only 12 seconds.
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Suicidal Empath retweeted
Loomer announced on her show that she is stepping away roughly one hour after The Washington Post contacted her this, @drewharwell and @ScottNover report.
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This absolute fucking melt reposting his own tweet about one player who's least culpable for today's loss and scored an absolute screamer
People using U21 games to praise Rayan Cherki but disparaging Madueke when he excels in the same type of games.
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Watched Drogheda get relegated while getting updates and glancing at the 3-1 crumble. Not my best day as a fan
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Suicidal Empath retweeted
Replying to @SweetFeet_White
Would you be able to step back in if needed??? Injury City in Foxboro
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Suicidal Empath retweeted
Irish Americans
Is there an instance where the diaspora is LESS woke than the native population?
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Found this little fucker last night, meet Juan Catkins (if he doesn't belong to someone else)
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Who the fuck put ground beef between two pieces of bread bruh? Who did it? Who was like boom.. hamburger. Niggaz would slide for 100 nights over that person .. but then who put cheese on it? Same person or da homie came thru and was like watch this tho ..
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Suicidal Empath retweeted
Interestingly, the Chiefs go from one of the unluckiest teams in the regular season to the luckiest in the postseason. The opposite is true for the Steelers. The Patriots rank last in this regard... and still won a Super Bowl! Postseason luck + penalties, adjusted for games played, 2018-2025: 1. Chiefs +3.1 🏆🏆🏆 (17-4) 2. Packers +1.3 (3-6) 3. Commanders +1.2 (2-2) 4. Eagles +1.1 🏆 (7-6) 5. Titans +0.7 (2-3) 6. Raiders +0.7 (0-1) 7. Cardinals +0.6 (0-1) 8. Saints +0.6 (2-3) 9. Broncos +0.6 (1-2) 10. Chargers +0.5 (1-4) 11. Cowboys +0.2 (2-4) 12. Colts +0.1 (1-2) 13. Vikings +0.1 (1-3) 14. Dolphins +0.1 (0-2) 15. Bills 0.0 (8-7) 16. Rams 0.0 🏆 (10-5) 17. Panthers −0.1 (0-1) 18. Browns −0.2 (1-2) 19. Giants −0.3 (1-1) 20. Bears −0.3 (1-3) 21. Bucs −0.4 🏆 (6-4) 22. Texans −0.6 (4-5) 23. 49ers −0.7 (9-5) 24. Jaguars −0.8 (1-2) 25. Seahawks −1.1 🏆 (4-4) 26. Bengals −1.2 (5-2) 27. Steelers −1.3 (0-5) 28. Lions −1.4 (2-2) 29. Ravens −1.6 (3-6) 30. Patriots −2.0 🏆 (6-3)
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. The luckiest team in the NFL since 2018 is the Steelers: +984 win probability points from luck and penalties in the regular season, 1.7x the next team. Mike Tomlin's streak of non-losing seasons probably came down to being ready to play and always being in a position to benefit from luck. Luck + penalties, 2018-2025 regular season (wins above expected): 1. Steelers +984 (+9.8) 2. Texans +572 (+1.9) 3. Chargers +369 (−0.4) 4. Seahawks +363 (+6.8) 5. Vikings +342 (+5.4) 6. Giants +333 (−5.4) 7. Jaguars +262 (−4.3) 8. Cowboys +243 (−0.9) 9. Packers +240 (+5.9) 10. Cardinals +170 (−7.8) 11. Bears +147 (−1.8) 12. Rams +136 (+4.9) 13. Patriots +86 (−4.3) 14. Browns +5 (+2.5) 15. Commanders −31 (+0.9) 16. Bengals −34 (−2.2) 17. Eagles −83 (+5.6) 18. Raiders −92 (+1.6) 19. Colts −142 (−1.8) 20. Titans −145 (+0.8) 21. Dolphins −154 (+5.9) 22. Bills −156 (+3.3) 23. Falcons −216 (−2.7) 24. Broncos −242 (−2.2) 25. Panthers −255 (−3.5) 26. Jets −295 (−3.2) 27. 49ers −299 (−2.7) 28. Ravens −342 (−2.0) 29. Bucs −368 (−1.8) 30. Chiefs −444 (+10.5) 31. Saints −459 (−0.2) 32. Lions −498 (−2.3)
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A first is wild but I don't disagree that they could be a functional qb away from winning this year. It's wide open.
The Minnesota Vikings’ Super Bowl window is OPEN. They need to go all in. #Pregame on @Roku #FFHappyHour
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Suicidal Empath retweeted
ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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