Rob in California retweeted
(912): her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Rob in California retweeted
A kidney is worth $250,000 on the black market?? Holy shit! How does one go about selling a kidney? I'm asking for a friend
Rob in California retweeted
Most people who you think are living their dreams are actually working their dreams. Hard.
Rob in California retweeted
Could you imagine FOX covering the Olympics? “Now here’s Quagmire with a report from women’s volleyball”
Rob in California retweeted
Go through the #Chick-fil-A drive through and get just order a cup of ice with this blaring. youtu.be/sO-msplukrw
Rob in California retweeted
SALLY RIDE rode off into space but was too frightened to come out of the closet. Lesson? Aliens aren't as scary as homophobes.
Rob in California retweeted
West Coast Fans: An all-new Food Network #Star starts in 15 minutes! RT if you're watching!
Rob in California retweeted
@KJ_MayorJohnson again states @TheAAPC opening session that Kings need new owners in order to get new arena. I hope that happens. #maloosers
Rob in California retweeted
#Attention!! Any and everybody that knew Tall T please meet at the Park behind Sherwood mall to honor him for a News piece at 1pm RT please
Rob in California retweeted
I hate wearing bras.. I bet u A cup hoes don't know what it feels like to wear a bra
Rob in California retweeted
I made some nipple tassels out of french fries. I planned on turning my BF on, but I'm turning my damn self on.
Rob in California retweeted
Here's a thought.... how about stop tweeting negativity and go learn how to spell, bitch.
Rob in California retweeted
I do me. If you did you, you wouldn't have time to be worried about what the fuck I'm doing.
Rob in California retweeted
I put a twix under my titty to hide from my mom and I forgot about it, now its all warm and melty and delicious. :)
Rob in California retweeted
I'm bout to fuck up 3 footlongs from subway and put some Big Mac sauce on it. #healthytweet