BBC: We will speak with our BBC mechanic regarding car engines.
The BBC mechanic: I didn't know cars had engines until yesterday morning.
Fake phone calls on telly are as bad as pretending to drink from an empty cup. Does my fucking head in. Just make a real phone call and have a proper drink then go for a fucking piss if you’re drinking too much. Fucking poncy actor twats.
Fuck the planet! MOAR GAS AND GET DIGGING COAL!
Jackdaw will not bring down bills or protect jobs.
This is an irresponsible decision from a government that seems to care more about the profits of fossil fuel companies than the money in your pocket or the safety of our planet.
ALT Image is a graphic of Carla Denyer with a speech bubble that reads: "Jackdaw will not bring down bills or protect jobs. This is an irresponsible decision from a government that seems to care more about the profits of fossil fuel companies than the money in your pocket or the safety of our planet. There is no future in fossil fuels. Pretending otherwise fails workers, billpayers, and the next generation who deserve to inherit a planet safe from climate catastrophe."
The security guards stopped him from playing due to the positioning of the piano, not because it's "haram". They turn the piano round and he carries on playing.
He isn't carted off by the police. They have a friendly chat then a policewoman plays a song on the piano.
Can’t believe there isn’t a chippy and a Spar on the Monopoly board. Can get rid of that Mayfair dump for a start.
