Csag⚡️⚡️ retweeted
Replying to @HisNutsNess
it will be a free mint on robinhood to anyone holding about $6 of plank.
also you get 1 free mint for each plank press nft you hold.
there will also be a free mint for each robinwood nft you hold.
public mints are in $PAPER.
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Csag⚡️⚡️ retweeted
in the spirit of classic tang gang #FreeMintFriday, i am opening up the single denomination piece to a public free mint 1 per wallet.
just spend robinhood eth gas and you can have your own paper plank.
it is limited to the single denomination, we are not giving out 2,5,10,20,50, or 100 to just anybody..
Csag⚡️⚡️ retweeted
i am busting my ass to make this happen
teapaw.org/i/spaces/1evWZopyyRdXJ…
Csag⚡️⚡️ retweeted
when this thin sleeve of $PLANK was entered, there was no eth.
now, during some days of profit taking and an unfortunate community member account getting exploited, we're still sitting in 2 way liquidity for the thin sleeve, pulling more PLANK off the market, and dampening the downside movement during sells.
one day soon when we convert this thin sleeve entirely to ETH we will be sending it straight into the project.
the sum of the 2 tokens today + price appreciation + fees suggests we will be buying well over $5,000 of ETH in plank when this sleeve is finished.
less downside, more upside.
Csag⚡️⚡️ retweeted
will be live today
teapaw.org/i/spaces/1pKkOXl…
ok the upgrades are actually in countdown finally. it takes a long time to make sure everything is right but it’s good to go and tomorrow at 12:45pm the upgrades with the best user experience and capital efficiency upgrades to date lands for plank crash.
will be working on some minor bug fixes between now and then for wallet txns
Csag⚡️⚡️ retweeted
You don’t have to be an astrophysicist to understand how Plank is mathematically designed to send further beyond any galaxy ever known to man
Csag⚡️⚡️ retweeted
when you and the hoami are going to make it all back in one trade.
play.plank.love/invite/96355…
Csag⚡️⚡️ retweeted
If you ever hit an actual solid PNL on a trade…..
Dont put on a Gucci belt and do a photo shoot with a bunch of whores on a plane
Log off, go start a family, and actually live a beautiful life.
Csag⚡️⚡️ retweeted
idk who needs to hear this but the supply of $paper in the world is burning fast af…
🚨PlankCrash just got a clearer residual split and bank system.🚨
On rounds where anyone loses, the leftover pot after ordinary survivor payouts now splits like this:
- 45% → Survivor bank
- 45% → Moonshot bank
- 5% → buy & stash $PLANK
- 5% → buy & burn $PAPER
Presses still receive their separate small revenue share on top of that.
The two banks carry money forward so later rounds can pay extra. How much can actually leave each round is capped by the smallest of a balance limit, a smoothed funding-rate limit, and a protected reserve. Survivor bonuses weight by stake × (target − 1). Moonshot bonuses weight by stake × (target − 1)², so higher targets get heavier weighting. Your actual bonus is the smaller of your weighted share and a personal ceiling that scales with your own stake and locked target. Miss your target and the bank bonus is zero. Unused budget stays in the banks.
The design means a surviving high-multiplier bet can receive ordinary flight payout plus bank bonuses that exceed the raw multiplier, as long as the banks are funded. Ordinary survivors still have the 75% stake floor.
A new mobile layout is also live at the arcade. The residual flows to $PLANK and $PAPER, plus the growing banks, are the main on-chain pieces that have been spelled out so far.
Csag⚡️⚡️ retweeted
it’s actually embarrassing how much better my aggregator is than a16z’z chosen platforms to invest in.
they literally use CEX liquidity and limit orders from partner exchanges to supplement their routes and i still beat them..
Csag⚡️⚡️ retweeted
sorry for service hiccups.
migrating some resources.
play.plank.love has people playing right now
Csag⚡️⚡️ retweeted
PlankCrash should use the tiny
“buy and—” allocation from every game to…
30%Buy and Stash $PLANK
58%Buy and Burn $PAPER
12%Buy and Stash $PAPER
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