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Sociologist of law, medicine, and organizations | Birth doula | Dog rescue | Views are my own

Joined September 2009
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Update: it worked
Finishing my PhD purely out of spite
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Breaking: James Talarico has defeated Ken Paxton in the race for U.S. Senate. He has become the first Democrat to win a statewide race in Texas since 1994 and the first of his party elected to the U.S. Senate from Texas since 1988.
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Have a head cold on my favorite day of the year, but we can still be safe and engage with our community! 🎃
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My dire wolves over here on support
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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RIP to a legend that will never be matched ❤️
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On October 26, 1996, a brave group of intersex people, backed by transgender allies, demonstrated for the first time against the harms, including nonconsensual surgeries, they’d experienced from doctors. This was declared the first #IntersexAwarenessDay.
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Depression isn't just common in ADHD - it's almost expected: - Years of perceived failure - Constant overwhelm - A lifetime of "trying harder" and still falling short This isn't a coincidence. It's the cost of swimming upstream.
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Did a months of work in 2 days. Now I can’t open an email. The ADHD giveth and the ADHD immediately taketh away.
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Can’t tell if I want to move to California or just need a vacation
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BREAKING: Formula 1 returns to Africa with 10 year agreement to race in Rwanda The African Grand Prix is set to join the F1 calendar in the early 2030s #F1
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My golden puppy tripled in size in a month and I’m crying thinking about how big he will be at one year 😭
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Interesting that it’s a big deal to say fuck on SNL but totally fine to call women whores and bitches
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“He’s a good guy, he just doesn’t understand…” BABE DO NOT GIVE UP YOUR PEACE TO TEACH HIM
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Researchers uncovered the graves of more than 1,000 children next to juvenile detention facilities in 29 states, and at one Maryland gravesite, 230 Black boys are buried. npr.org/2026/10/07/nx-s1-598…
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This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
More than a dozen kittens from a Minnesota rescue organization made an adorable field trip to SEA LIFE at Mall of America.
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As the conversation around the Cornell 7 continues, this is an important reminder that Title IX exists to protect the university from litigation, NOT survivors of sexual violence.
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pra mim, sem dúvidas, o maior plot twist da vida é virar adulto e perceber que não existem adultos
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friends are asking what the move is for this weekend
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Me: “I’m not having kids to protect my peace.” *my house on any given day*
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A new analysis shows that nearly 35% of U.S. counties have zero birth centers, zero hospitals providing labor and delivery services, and zero obstetric clinicians. It is difficult to overstate how alarming these findings are. time.com/article/2026/08/11/…
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