Charlie M

If you can't You don't handle me deserve me at my at my

@DJEMEDIA_ When is the explanation video coming out?

@thecargocultnz Will you be having a Black Friday sale this year? Matchbox looks perfect for my needs but as a freelancer can't justify the cost easily!

Who said being in your mid-to-late thirties was dull?

Literally the only use for Bing.

They never learn, do they?

@tompearson Don’t do it.

@jhazan Congrats on your fame

Have you had your annual Christmas argument yet or are you saving it for later?

Forget John Lewis, Facebook just served up a lovely Christmas ad

Merry Christmas one and all xoxo

Alive, alive, still dead.

@ubereats_uk I had to reorder a missing item and was charged full price instead of discounted (as my original order was), and had to pay a small item delivery fee. How can I contact you regarding this?

Knock knock 🥜🐿️

Are you really ‘late’ for work if you don’t walk in with an iced coffee and zero disregard for the time?

Noooooooooooooooo!

Happy urm… Teapigs day? This is one that wasn’t marked on my calendar but I’m not disappointed 🥰

Very relatable

My Uber Eats rider is very frank.

No shit