🌸Charon🌼

Every chud needs to meet that one trans person who fundamentally turns their world view inside out via the power of friendship

Inshallah @_polarpatriot you are on God’s mission, scour this land until not one remains

This is my jug it contains within it the blood of a dead billionaire, may it flower forth nourishing nectar

Ao3 being down is a hate crime towards me in particular

THE ILLUMINATE VOID IS LOST MEDIA

Less than 3 and a half hours of sleep let’s fucking go dude

Night One of an undefined quantity where I’ll be sleeping with some bullshit video on as to not be afflicted by night terrors.

Today has been genuine hell for me but I’d like to thank @GlitchUnltd for disseminating the squid lore factoid in his video today. If I had it my way, we’d know everything there could ever be to know about the Squ’ith as a species youtu.be/0JC_eCwP8j4?is=nG9w…

Helldivetwt im taking the week off I’m knighting @LocalHeretek as temporary me all his tweets are gonna be accredited to me thank you c:

I’ll haunt you, like a phantom limb By @TheWitchOfArt, Dessign by the late RenoRenoDraws #DELTARUNE

How the fuck am I supposed to go to work today

I guess I’ll give the game away, the Illuminate we have faced thus far is a section of the warrior caste from the broader empire, we’ve essentially been fighting a squid PMC

If you were around during the May into June 2026 incident I’d like to formally apologize for having a fit of psychosis; I just could not fathom another purple cape

I’m the Michael Kirkbride of Helldivers as a setting

Despite spawning from tadpoles, illuminate overseers possess mammalian reproductive systems - specifically two of them

The most intense two-step of my fucking life and it’s to Rock Lobster

Choepessa IV is notable historically as it’s where the Federation of Super Earth began open conflict with the Cyborg Collective, a whole 156 minutes before the alleged attack on Super Earth that was used to justify the war This led to the capture of the collective’s western half

A plot line people don’t pay a lot of attention to in Helldivers is there’s a cult dedicated to the illuminate and a faction of cyborg sympathizers embedded in the Super Earth Government

Here is a video of the new Illuminate units the Scrier, Interloper, and Magus Apprentice coming in the November Update for Helldivers 2.

Hidden Illuminate Lore mined during my tenure at HDCA, documented on the .gg wiki but nowhere else 0: