I write for TV and pick up my dog’s shit with a little bag.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
“SAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRIEND!”
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Cheesecake Factory started in Beverly Hills.
99.9% of the U.S. would consider The Cheesecake Factory to be high class dining. Only an elitist like Barack Obama would invoke the Factory— home of delicious cuisine— to ridicule someone.
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But thanks for showing your devotion to LA culture @SteveGuest
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Armond really opened with “so you hate waffles”
absolute s-tier opening sentence here
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It’s very funny imagining someone who thinks Joseph Kahn can help them in the industry someday
Real disappointed to see so many of my mutuals still follow this mfer. Stand for something man.
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lol if you watch The Inventor (the original Elizabeth Holmes doc) on HBO Max this is what pops up next
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Chase Mitchell retweeted
No one in the history of media knew the interior workings of a young boy’s brain better than Bill Watterson
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Skerritt in Alien is so handsome that he literally tricked audiences into thinking he was the main character
One of the few men other than my dad that my mom would admit she found attractive. Wouldn’t even tell us about guys she dated before our dad, but she was always down with the Skerritt.
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If the movie had just been what it was in the first hour, it would’ve been a very solid and respectable B+. It’s everything after that made it my favorite theater experience of the year
"You Can See Everything" Hour One - "This is interesting, but maybe it was overhyped?" "You Can See Everything" Hour Two and Three - "What the fuuuuu..."
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My theater had clearly read this post because about 30 people got up at the exact same time lol
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You’d have to be fucking insane to come away with this opinion
Amanda Seyfried faces harsh criticism as viewers rip her behavior in Elizabeth Holmes documentary trib.al/JIz5ZjY
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This is highest achievement a comedy writer has ever reached
Jennifer Lopez and Brett Goldstein are ‘casually’ dating trib.al/AAivjwK
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He’s right about the last thing! I can’t believe he was even asked that. She’s in the damn photo with the farmer!
austin abrams has such a way with words
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He just parachuted down
ऐसा लग रहा है जैसे उसके शरीर से लंबी-लंबी पट्टियां बाहर निकल रही हों किसी को पता है कि इस भालू के शरीर से क्या निकल रहा है? मुझे जानवरों के बारे में बहुत कम जानकारी है और भालुओं के बारे में तो उससे भी कम
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40 years since making The Color of Money. I had the privilege as a young artist, to have a general meeting with Paul Newman and separately with Martin Scorsese years before making this film, where they shared some of their wisdom on cinema. Of course, I’d seen their films, but prior to meeting them for the first time, I set up a personal study course where I would watch their films in sequence from the beginning of their careers, up until that point in time. After being cast in The Color of Money, I once again studied all of their films in sequence. Having studied their work, then being able to see firsthand these incredible artists, the towering legends of our field, at work on set, I was able to observe their practical application in every aspect of acting and filmmaking from their point of view. I will always be grateful for this opportunity and for the generosity that Newman and Scorsese showed me with their knowledge of cinema and insight throughout the entire process. To Marty, Paul, and the enormously talented cast and crew, it was a pleasure and an honor to be part of this film with you all! I have carried this experience and knowledge with me my entire career.
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Jawbreaker
The clearest images NASA has taken of Jupiter's moon ‘Io’ (1999) [via/ NASA]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The posted images are not authentic 1999 NASA photos of Io. Real Galileo global color views from July 1999 show pastel surfaces at ~1.3 km/pixel; highest-resolution images are small close-ups of limited areas. science.nasa.gov/resource/globa… science.nasa.gov/photojournal/h…
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Lady you did not even have time to unpack your office supplies
President Trump is a kind, wonderful, gracious, thoughtful, enthusiastic, and hardworking man. I wish more Americans appreciated him. No one will ever make America great the way he has and continues to. It was an honor to work for him.
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Strike two
Ghislaine Maxwell, daughter of British media magnate Robert Maxwell, sends an email to her network envisioning the world 30 years in the future, a world without Arabs.
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They’re filming in the Miami section of New Jersey
Walton was spotted filming Miami Vice '85 in Wayne, New Jersey. 🔗 justjared.com/2026/10/12/fir…
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Had the great opportunity to write on this show and I hope people still check it out. It’s extremely funny and has an amazing cast. And sadly, even three seasons is rare these days
‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ has officially ended its run on Nickelodeon according to co-creator Josh Lehrman (2024-2026). The show ended with a rare three-season run with Lehrman hoping to expand the characters’ arcs.
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Also not for nothing but “The Watching” is one of mine and a Halloween episode and it’s very funny imo (“Nightmares,” which is now the SERIES finale, is by the great @PaigeVanTassell)
The final Rock Paper Scissors episodes of Season 3 (in broadcast order) "The Watching/Nightmares" will premiere tonight at 6:00pm/5:00c on Nickelodeon.
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