you better start swimmin’ or you’ll sink like a stone

Houston, TX
Joined April 2019
Does tonight’s @Brewers win mean there will be a rematch between @Ken_Rosenthal and this guy in the #worldseries?
Camera man doing him a solid with the low-angle shot to make him look taller, and Ken Rosenthal gives him attitude after HE ran into him. What a bad look for Ken.
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Joe Espada, who guided the Houston Astros to two American League West titles in his three seasons as manager, will not be returning to the team in 2027. spr.ly/6013BHHDQJ
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Can someone please ask Bennett Sousa if we're allowed to "boo" the start to this game? @CharlieButera
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How can you not be romantic about baseball?
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Yordan Alvarez's AL Triple Crown chase with 9 games remaining: AVG: .311 AVG (1st) HR: 40 (2nd, trailing Junior Caminero by 1) RBI: 99 (2nd, trailing Pete Alonso by 3)
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The greatest Astro ever. It’s not debatable.
Jose Altuve collects the 2,500th hit of his career 👏
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Which Astros starting pitcher do you have the most confidence in down the final stretch of the season? 🤔 A: Cristian Javier B: Ronel Blanco C: Tatsuya Imai D: Hayden Wesneski
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The two most honest men of their generation.
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Happy 10 year anniversary to the Houston Astros trading Josh Fields to the Los Angeles Dodgers for Yordan Alvarez
The Dodgers today acquired right-handed reliever Josh Fields from the Astros in exchange for minor-league first baseman Yordan Alvarez.
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Name an album that has nothing but above-average songs. One “skip” track and you’re disqualified. I’ll start:
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pretty remarkable
Tonight will be the first time the Astros play a game without a member of the 2017 World Series on the active roster
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I used to watch the Astros and hear about Verlander… Tucker… Cole… Bregman… inevitable ALCS appearances…. MVP and Cy Young candidates…etc. Now I turn on the Astros and they talk about Care Bears 😔
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The blue care bear is every Astros fan right now
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Why? The dude got traded. He didn’t leave on his own.
Loud boos for Kyle Tucker coming to back at Daikin Park for the first time in a Dodgers uniform.
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I’ll never forget when the 2026 Astros had the lead against the Dodgers for five minutes. #ChaseTheFight
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What a triumphant effort by Okert. 🙄 #ChaseTheFight
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Does anyone expect the Astros bullpen to hold this slim lead?
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Yes. Just like I would have traded Framber last year. Stinks, but it’s that time.
Assuming the Astros are out of the race in July, would you trade Yordan? I'm on the fence because I love watching him hit, but that trade could be a catalyst to the future golden era.
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🚨 URGENT: police are trying to find 24 year-old Kevin Faux, who’s wanted for the murder of Ashanti Allen in Houston. She was 8 months pregnant with his child. When caught, he’ll face capital murder charges. abc13.com/post/suspect-wante…
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