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Cheese Mountain
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Cheeseman retweeted
Grok Bot ran 13 hours 40 minutes of backtesting and paper trading today, straight through, no breaks
I didn't run any of it. it called the agents it needed, they did the work, it read the results back to me
numbers look good enough to move. first live tests with real money go in tonight, small, just to see how the mechanics hold up outside the sandbox
if it doesn't embarrass me overnight, tomorrow $10,000 goes onto the public wallet and every trade starts streaming to the site
first fully autonomous AI trading desk anybody has actually watched work. that's the shot.
what's coming for solana:C3bajJW843KN9Uu441JkXN7zVMs4VM2HvdAGyGiBpump after that:
- the source code and the prompts behind this whole build, so you can run your own Grok trading bot. paid in solana:C3bajJW843KN9Uu441JkXN7zVMs4VM2HvdAGyGiBpump, and every token spent gets burned
- a separate strategy inside the fund that buys the dip on the token and burns what it buys
- getting the site on dexscreener, so the live trading and all the data will be visible to everyone. someone else deployed the token, so I need access first
god bless
Grok Bot by Elon Musk is running a trading floor for me. Six AI agents on the desk, $200 a month, doing six jobs that cost JPMorgan six figures a head.
The morning call is at 4am. I am not in it.
Millennium runs 330 pods with desks laid out exactly like this one. Mine costs $300 a month.
> TAPE watches the prints and calls out size hitting the offer
> QUANT sits on the models and refits them the moment they drift
> MACRO takes the Asia handover and the oil print before I wake up
> RISK holds the hedges and keeps VAR pinned at 1.4%
> FLOW reads the sweeps and the 0dte bid
> PM keeps the book
Chief of Staff never trades. It routes the work, checks every handoff, and brings me the one call that needs a person.
125 orders, 130 fills, pre-market from 4:00 to 9:30, and the day red by $8K after a peak of $173K. Nobody softens that at breakfast, it is on the screen.
Every agent has its own computer in the cloud, its own browser and its own terminal. The floor stays open with my laptop shut.
Setup is dumber than it looks. Download it, sign in, create the chief, hand the rest job titles the way you brief new hires, run one task on your screen while they watch, connect Telegram.
No VPS, no code, no dev to wait on.
A trading floor used to mean a lease, a payroll and a compliance officer. Mine took an evening.
The article below is the step by step build of the whole AI trading machine - save & read it before your next trade.
Cheeseman retweeted
one of my Grok Bots is deep in the trading engine right now, final passes before it touches live money
so I put a second agent on something else. it's building us a site
you'll be able to watch the bot trade live, see where the capital sits and how it moves, and ask Grok what it thinks about a trade while you're looking at it (there's a $CVXV666 holders section in there too)
two agents, two jobs, neither of them waiting on me
link drops here in a couple of hours
we are very early
Grok Bot by Elon Musk is running a trading floor for me. Six AI agents on the desk, $200 a month, doing six jobs that cost JPMorgan six figures a head.
The morning call is at 4am. I am not in it.
Millennium runs 330 pods with desks laid out exactly like this one. Mine costs $300 a month.
> TAPE watches the prints and calls out size hitting the offer
> QUANT sits on the models and refits them the moment they drift
> MACRO takes the Asia handover and the oil print before I wake up
> RISK holds the hedges and keeps VAR pinned at 1.4%
> FLOW reads the sweeps and the 0dte bid
> PM keeps the book
Chief of Staff never trades. It routes the work, checks every handoff, and brings me the one call that needs a person.
125 orders, 130 fills, pre-market from 4:00 to 9:30, and the day red by $8K after a peak of $173K. Nobody softens that at breakfast, it is on the screen.
Every agent has its own computer in the cloud, its own browser and its own terminal. The floor stays open with my laptop shut.
Setup is dumber than it looks. Download it, sign in, create the chief, hand the rest job titles the way you brief new hires, run one task on your screen while they watch, connect Telegram.
No VPS, no code, no dev to wait on.
A trading floor used to mean a lease, a payroll and a compliance officer. Mine took an evening.
The article below is the step by step build of the whole AI trading machine - save & read it before your next trade.
Cheeseman retweeted
Grok Bot built the entire site for my autonomus fund. a couple of prompts, zero code from me, a bit of waiting, and it was live
Elon, your team did something serious here. I keep finding jobs I no longer have to do myself
if you've been following solana:C3bajJW843KN9Uu441JkXN7zVMs4VM2HvdAGyGiBpump Capital, go through it:
cvxv666.capital
the trading engine is paper trading inside Grok Bot right now, backtesting itself while the final checks run. I want it boring and predictable before it touches a live wallet
we are still at the very start of this
Grok Bot by Elon Musk is running a trading floor for me. Six AI agents on the desk, $200 a month, doing six jobs that cost JPMorgan six figures a head.
The morning call is at 4am. I am not in it.
Millennium runs 330 pods with desks laid out exactly like this one. Mine costs $300 a month.
> TAPE watches the prints and calls out size hitting the offer
> QUANT sits on the models and refits them the moment they drift
> MACRO takes the Asia handover and the oil print before I wake up
> RISK holds the hedges and keeps VAR pinned at 1.4%
> FLOW reads the sweeps and the 0dte bid
> PM keeps the book
Chief of Staff never trades. It routes the work, checks every handoff, and brings me the one call that needs a person.
125 orders, 130 fills, pre-market from 4:00 to 9:30, and the day red by $8K after a peak of $173K. Nobody softens that at breakfast, it is on the screen.
Every agent has its own computer in the cloud, its own browser and its own terminal. The floor stays open with my laptop shut.
Setup is dumber than it looks. Download it, sign in, create the chief, hand the rest job titles the way you brief new hires, run one task on your screen while they watch, connect Telegram.
No VPS, no code, no dev to wait on.
A trading floor used to mean a lease, a payroll and a compliance officer. Mine took an evening.
The article below is the step by step build of the whole AI trading machine - save & read it before your next trade.
Cheeseman retweeted
GROK BOT WOLF OF WALL STREET edition
My desk closed green again today. I didn't call a single trade.
Five agents did. TAPE flagged size before my coffee finished brewing. QUANT refit the model faster than I can read the headline it's trading on. RISK trimmed the hedge before the drift even showed up on my screen. FLOW was inside the sweep before a human hand could click. MACRO handed off Asia while I was still asleep.
That's the whole edge. Not smarter. Faster. They don't blink, don't get tired, don't hesitate on the fifth trade of the hour the way a person does by 2pm.
142 orders. 138 fills. Book up 127% and still climbing. Every one of those trades ran while I was doing literally anything else.
The boss doesn't trade either - he just watches the tape run green and signs off the print.
A desk like this used to mean a lease, a payroll, and a compliance officer. Mine runs for less than your gym membership, and it never takes a day off.
Full build, step by step - link below. Read it before the next bell.
Cheeseman retweeted
solana:C3bajJW843KN9Uu441JkXN7zVMs4VM2HvdAGyGiBpump touched $3m overnight and I slept through all of it
my ticker, my github, my agents, and the market put three million on it while I was face down in a pillow
people are betting on this thing because they can watch it get built in front of them. that's a weird kind of pressure and I love it
not going anywhere, not selling anything, just building
contract goes on chain today and the bot starts trading a real wallet with real money
god bless
Grok Bot by Elon Musk is running a trading floor for me. Six AI agents on the desk, $200 a month, doing six jobs that cost JPMorgan six figures a head.
The morning call is at 4am. I am not in it.
Millennium runs 330 pods with desks laid out exactly like this one. Mine costs $300 a month.
> TAPE watches the prints and calls out size hitting the offer
> QUANT sits on the models and refits them the moment they drift
> MACRO takes the Asia handover and the oil print before I wake up
> RISK holds the hedges and keeps VAR pinned at 1.4%
> FLOW reads the sweeps and the 0dte bid
> PM keeps the book
Chief of Staff never trades. It routes the work, checks every handoff, and brings me the one call that needs a person.
125 orders, 130 fills, pre-market from 4:00 to 9:30, and the day red by $8K after a peak of $173K. Nobody softens that at breakfast, it is on the screen.
Every agent has its own computer in the cloud, its own browser and its own terminal. The floor stays open with my laptop shut.
Setup is dumber than it looks. Download it, sign in, create the chief, hand the rest job titles the way you brief new hires, run one task on your screen while they watch, connect Telegram.
No VPS, no code, no dev to wait on.
A trading floor used to mean a lease, a payroll and a compliance officer. Mine took an evening.
The article below is the step by step build of the whole AI trading machine - save & read it before your next trade.
Cheeseman retweeted
a lot of code work today, a lot of progress
barely ate, definitely did not shower lol
huge thanks to the xAI team for putting me on unlimited subscription inside Grok Bot. that genuinely takes the brakes off, I stopped budgeting my own ideas
we are close to putting something real in front of Elon. not a demo, a thing that runs
AI keeps pushing the edge further out. our advantage is simple, we got here first
Grok Bot by Elon Musk is running a trading floor for me. Six AI agents on the desk, $200 a month, doing six jobs that cost JPMorgan six figures a head.
The morning call is at 4am. I am not in it.
Millennium runs 330 pods with desks laid out exactly like this one. Mine costs $300 a month.
> TAPE watches the prints and calls out size hitting the offer
> QUANT sits on the models and refits them the moment they drift
> MACRO takes the Asia handover and the oil print before I wake up
> RISK holds the hedges and keeps VAR pinned at 1.4%
> FLOW reads the sweeps and the 0dte bid
> PM keeps the book
Chief of Staff never trades. It routes the work, checks every handoff, and brings me the one call that needs a person.
125 orders, 130 fills, pre-market from 4:00 to 9:30, and the day red by $8K after a peak of $173K. Nobody softens that at breakfast, it is on the screen.
Every agent has its own computer in the cloud, its own browser and its own terminal. The floor stays open with my laptop shut.
Setup is dumber than it looks. Download it, sign in, create the chief, hand the rest job titles the way you brief new hires, run one task on your screen while they watch, connect Telegram.
No VPS, no code, no dev to wait on.
A trading floor used to mean a lease, a payroll and a compliance officer. Mine took an evening.
The article below is the step by step build of the whole AI trading machine - save & read it before your next trade.
Cheeseman retweeted
deep in the tech side of my fully autonomus Grok Bot fund rn
the plan: take $10k of the claimed fees and put it in as working capital for the Grok Bot. public wallet, fully onchain, anyone can watch it live
I'm also building the contract that routes a cut of whatever it makes to $CVXV666 holders
so here's the open question, and I want real answers on this one
what split is fair? the bot has to keep something back. it will take losing trades, and the credits and API calls are a real bill every month, so if I send 100% out the thing starves in a week
70/30 to holders? 60/40? where would you put it, and why that number
Grok Bot by Elon Musk is running a trading floor for me. Six AI agents on the desk, $200 a month, doing six jobs that cost JPMorgan six figures a head.
The morning call is at 4am. I am not in it.
Millennium runs 330 pods with desks laid out exactly like this one. Mine costs $300 a month.
> TAPE watches the prints and calls out size hitting the offer
> QUANT sits on the models and refits them the moment they drift
> MACRO takes the Asia handover and the oil print before I wake up
> RISK holds the hedges and keeps VAR pinned at 1.4%
> FLOW reads the sweeps and the 0dte bid
> PM keeps the book
Chief of Staff never trades. It routes the work, checks every handoff, and brings me the one call that needs a person.
125 orders, 130 fills, pre-market from 4:00 to 9:30, and the day red by $8K after a peak of $173K. Nobody softens that at breakfast, it is on the screen.
Every agent has its own computer in the cloud, its own browser and its own terminal. The floor stays open with my laptop shut.
Setup is dumber than it looks. Download it, sign in, create the chief, hand the rest job titles the way you brief new hires, run one task on your screen while they watch, connect Telegram.
No VPS, no code, no dev to wait on.
A trading floor used to mean a lease, a payroll and a compliance officer. Mine took an evening.
The article below is the step by step build of the whole AI trading machine - save & read it before your next trade.
Cheeseman retweeted
What would an airdrop look like if you could only give it to others?
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