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Revolutionist. They Know By Now.

Washington, DC NE
Joined April 2009
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T.O. really signed a waiver releasing Philly from all liability so he could play in the Super Bowl with a broken leg 😳 Terrell & T.O. is now streaming on Prime Video.
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T.O. really signed a waiver releasing Philly from all liability so he could play in the Super Bowl with a broken leg 😳 Terrell & T.O. is now streaming on Prime Video.
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Non gambling NBA teams Suns, Lakers, Celtics, Wizards, Golden State, Raptors, Pacers, OKC, Spurs, Rockets Gambling NBA teams, Nuggets, Cavs, Hornets, Magic, Bucks, Pelicans, Heat, Trail Blazers, Clippers, Pistons Idk yet:Grizzlies,Kings, Knicks, Nets, Jazz, Mavs, Bulls, 76ers
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That’s how we do it in DC fuck nigga
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Osi Umenyiora says he discovered Tom Brady's pre snap cadence and knew when he was going to snap the ball ahead of Super Bowl XLII, and says it allowed the Giants defensive line to dominate the game with 5 sacks and 20 hurries “But as I was watching the tape, because you have two weeks leading up to the game, I noticed that Tom Brady would come up to the line of scrimmage. And this is real information I’m giving you here, worth millions of dollars. I’m giving it to you right now. And there’s people recording this to pass it on to their players.” “But what I noticed was he would come up to the line of scrimmage and he would say ‘hut,’ which is telling the center to snap him the ball. So what he was doing was he would come up to the line of scrimmage, and before he said that, he was pointing at somebody, maybe somebody on the opposing side. And if he didn’t point at that person, that means they weren’t going to snap the ball. But if he did point at that person, the ball was coming as soon as he said ‘hut.’” “So after I watched this, I studied this for literally a week. I went back, I watched all the games, and he was doing the exact same thing, but nobody had figured it out. So I saw that, and I went and gathered the whole defense, and I was like, ‘Listen, this is what this man is doing.’ If you know when the ball is being snapped as a defensive line, you are at a tremendous advantage over the offensive lineman because they’re relying on you not knowing.” “Because if you don’t know, that means you’re going to be late. But if you do know, you’re going to beat them almost every time. And so as soon as I figured this out, I gathered the whole defensive line. I was like, ‘Listen, this is what Tom Brady’s doing.’” “Now we all started to watch this together, and we saw this was 100%. It wasn’t even like 80. This was 100%. So now we knew going into that game that, as a defensive line, we were going to be able to overwhelm them offensively simply because of that one thing that I had pointed out.” “And we went into the game and we sacked him like five times, hit him like 20 times. They couldn’t understand how we were getting off the ball and getting to him that fast. And it was simply because, for two weeks prior, I just sat there and I had watched what this one person was doing, and that gave us the mental advantage going into the game. We knew we were going to win that game even though nobody else did, because we knew something that they didn’t know, and nobody else knew that we knew.”
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This shit too funny 🤣🤣🤣
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"Genuinely? I can keep it?!" 🥹 The first fan to grab this signed Tyrese Haliburton jersey got to keep it, and his reaction was priceless 💙
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Kobe was actually a psychopath lmfao. You’re missed Beans ✌🏾
Sasha Vujacic says he and Kobe Bryant spoke English on defense, then switched to Italian on offense so Tony Allen couldn’t understand them Sasha: That’s why when we played them, like he was the one actually, when Kobe and I would speak on the basketball court, he would come and listen, and we started speaking Italian. They’re like, ‘What? What is he talking about?’” Tony Allen: “I knew it. I knew it. I like, bro, they just said something in English on the defensive end. They get on the offensive end, they speaking a whole another language.” Z-Bo: “You knew it, huh?” Tony Allen: “I promise you I knew it. Yeah, cuz I’ll be overplaying, and then y’all saying something to make when you go back door or something.” Sasha: “That’s why you were laughing.” Tony Allen: “I knew it. I appreciate you for clarifying that.”
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TOB Porchfest 2026 🔥🔥🔥
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Shenseea is so Gorgeous
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OG said ian with all that weird shit 😂😂😂
The Sixers fan that got his cup of wine drank by LeBron mid-game says he threw away the cup “He’s just another man like me.” (via @krisrhim1)
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There will be a jersey retirement for Russell Westbrook on Feb 7.
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Thunder to retire Russell Westbrook's jersey on February 7 vs Knicks.
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Wowwwwwww
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🖤
Legend In My City 😮‍💨🎈♎️
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Damn maybe we are pussy
Protests in France have turned completely violent over the cost of living 🤯
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I’ll sign the NDA right now
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Nigga was on a crack and got a btch before me.
Delonte West, who is 11 months sober, has announced that he is officially married! ❤️
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If you didn’t cash an anytime TD bet in this game, idk what to tell you 😭
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