Father, Chef, Open mic comic, retired musician. Puro Tejano.
Houston, TX
Joined November 2022
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Duke HORNIman retweeted
its truly wild in Houston, we clearly have a serial killer out there throwing folks in bayous and there's no widespread concern. Its just business as usual
this been a story for nearly 2-3 years and everyone is like OH ANOTHER ONE
Duke HORNIman retweeted
if youve shit on my dick ur not allowed to hate me. bitch we’re bonded for life
Duke HORNIman retweeted
Went camping with the boys a few weeks ago. I retired to my tent early one night, and as @columtyrrell, @timbutterly and @dillonsmithcomedy sat outside, mesmerized by the celestial beauty above, I opened TikTok, and YMCA started blasting at a level I didn’t know my phone was capable of. I considered never emerging from my tent again.
Check out Colum’s special, Bells and Whistles, on YouTube now. He is one of the funniest people on the planet.
Duke HORNIman retweeted
You’re going to miss the Hispanics when you realize what it’s like to live around Indians and Muslims.
Duke HORNIman retweeted
Turnstile is fuckin wack. Astroturfed rage against the machine mini movement repeat program give your money to the small bands. No rep.
Duke HORNIman retweeted
CRACK OR TREAT | AUSTIN TX 🎃
Next Friday, October 30th, I’m taking over The Creek and The Cave for a wild night of comedy and live rap!
Featuring Mike Rainey, Michael Ridley, Tim Butterly & special guests!
👻 Costumes encouraged!
🎟️ Tickets in reply. Use code CRACK for 5% off!
🤖 Made with AI
Duke HORNIman retweeted
In Houston, there’s areas where it’s nothing but Hispanics.
Then there’s areas where it’s so many black folks you’ll think you in Atlanta.
But then there’s places where it’s EVERYBODY With an even split.
You gotta experience the city to get it 🤷🏽♂️
Duke HORNIman retweeted
Swizzle went to jail last month and I just been using his room to bang older ladies.
Duke HORNIman retweeted
@grok I need the most shittable bar bathroom on Bourbon street.
Duke HORNIman retweeted
*puts hand on your bald coochie*
Please don’t do this to yourself again okay? for me?
