Chef Easton

🗣️YOU MUTHAFUCKAS GOT PROBLEMS 😭😂 I hope shawty safe man 😭😭😂

Bro how we haven’t adopted that spy kids shit where they give you a tracking device in the form of a tooth! bro nowadays we need that shit more and more ima see if I can do that shit

Just like how I believe Future gon get his bitch back lmao (still rootin for that boi 😂) Kdot gon bring that ring back to the west coast some how some way 😭😂 at this point it could be 20 years from now but I’m more interested in the 10 year plan it’ll take to execute 🤣

The word afterlife seems… weird don’t it ? Life means living correct? Once you die that should be it.. so what would be the point of an afterlife if there’s… no life lol sounds dumb if there was life after death.. this life seems to be the only thing that exist with reality..

Starting February first I wanna dip my hands in everybody muthafuckin pocket that been dippin in to mine! Yeah Netflix, Hulu, crunchy roll, Uber! All you muthafuckas that’s just snuck yo way in into everybody’s liiiives I wanna get our shit back… you muthafuckas gotta give back

And starting February 1st! I want free Apple Music muthafuckas make money off us and don’t give shit bike but charge my card REPEATEDLY even when I say NO I ain’t got the 10.99 to pay you Apple and they try to charge the shit anyway!? Spotify you fuckin too lol you ain’t slick!

Matter fact I want free car wash wherever go I’m tired of birds gettin away wit shittin on my car and I gotta pay for the shit! Next year I want free car washes mmhmm Next… everytime I get gas at the store… I want complimentary swisher or backwood when I make my purchase! 😂

I wanna make a restaurant concept where all fine hoes get served first even if they on a date nigga you gon have to wait I gotta make sure shawty fed first call it “Sanjis” 😂😂

He snuck that last question in there lmao he knew what he was doing

I feel like they coulda put Michael Jackson in #Supersmashbros… but nobody tryna have that conversation 😂

I’m done with @backbone y’all’s shit breaks to easily bro just from regular usage it’s a good product but gah damn is it cheap and it’s not cuttin it for the cost y’all need something more durable there’s no way I should be on second one and it’s already messed up!

Lmao 😂😂i chocked laughing at this shit thats funny

Thank you for giving us some fire ass mixtapes ! How Fly to me is a master piece @CurrenSy_Spitta @wizkhalifa

This shit smooth

Gah damn!!! 😂😂 I thought he had crossed over if you don’t go sit to lil ass down!!! 😭😭

Put a arch in that shit!! 😂😂💀💀

Aye shout out to Philly man I miss Peanut Live 215 😂😭