re-unsemi-retired magic almost-professional ❤️➡️ @oglethebogle AD/Personal Account: @TefTimeRavisher🔞

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Joined May 2023
One of these days a dimir player will make things interesting 🥱
Somebody check on @ChefGreginald as 2 copies of dimir mid made the top 8. Make sure our favorite chef is still doing okay.
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Ah yes, the AFABs and the AMABs. The 2 classic genderinos
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Sealed RCQ with no judge and no deck registration. 12 players. How many people do you think are going to cheat?
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582 votes • Final results
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Let's see if those 14 players can be that guy. (They won't and they aren't)
Arena Championship 13 runs this weekend, and the metagame breakdown is in: Mono-Green Landfall leads the way as the most-played Standard deck! Full details: magic.gg/news/arena-champion… #AC13
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Stolas is a bad bad bad bird
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Canlander is maybe my new favorite format. It's so gas
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Teammates force qualified me smh. Go to LGS to play sealed. "You have to play mono-black at this RCQ" "Fine I'll just lose and go play sealed" Anyway 6-0 with 3 of them scooping with "you have to qualify"
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Rd 1 Scoop Rd 2 Scoop Rd 3 2-0 vs Golgari Delirium Rd 4 2-1 vs Jund Sac Q vs Golgari guy again 2-0 S Scoop 👍 2-slotter
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Why is every riftbound player on a big team besides flexslot a blue check grifter with their head up their ass
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The flexslot players at least aren't grifters :^]
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Hiding in the bathroom because my mom was crying and questioning me with "what's wrong with you" and "why would you do this". Apparently she not only knows about the prescription but also she knows about all my doctor visits I've been having. This sucks so much ._.
Traveling to my parents tomorrow morning. Wish me luck chat
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Traveling to my parents tomorrow morning. Wish me luck chat
Woke up incredibly distressed after finding out my estrodial prescription was sent to my old pharmacy in my home town, and that they had contacted my parents informing them of the prescription. This is inconceivable levels of negligence I'm at a loss of words right now..
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Woke up incredibly distressed after finding out my estrodial prescription was sent to my old pharmacy in my home town, and that they had contacted my parents informing them of the prescription. This is inconceivable levels of negligence I'm at a loss of words right now..
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Can I use this to find a sealed player for the NRG? I'm getting desperate
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Wish I had people to vc with in the middle of the night on a weekday but everyone is too reasonable with their sleep schedules smh
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Nevermind they actually pair you against a goddam arena dev at 6 wins who kills you with fblthp. Give me my whole entry back at this point. Ts is a whole scam
Replying to @rcondon_
I don't think the shuffler is rigged, but I do think there's possibly some weird maybe mmr related stuff and/or other matchmaking discrepancies. Like getting paired into a particularly high mmr opponent while at 6 wins in an event
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French Toast of the coast. You might as well also just give me a red nose and some big shoes as a reward for playing in this draft
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Smoking that shit that caused the veils to part and time to ravel
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