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I’m definitely stopping to pet your dog.

Joined September 2016
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Thank you @flmfrkcentral for your wonderful piece on Bryant. It moved me to tears but also made me smile and miss him even more. filmfreakcentral.net/ffc/202…
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When you offer to make someone a cup of coffee…. but then immediately regret it. Sound on. #coffee #keurig @keurig
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Only Optimum shakes you down when you have your broken cable box replaced. I had DVR on my old box. Now I need to pay more money to have it added to the replacement box? None of this was explained. I just asked them to restore my tv service! @optimum #optimum #optimumhelp
This is Stan. He’s very serious about you having a good day. Any pawblems just send them his way. He’ll take care of it. 12/10 thank you Stan
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Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots."
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Twitter is not censoring you. You didn’t tweet that The Godfather sucked bro you tried to overthrow the government lol
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I’m confused with what this lady has to do with After The Final Rose. #theBachelorette
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Producers when Clare jokes, “This may be the shortest season ever!” #TheBachelorette
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Finally something both parties can agree on: that debate was a DISASTER. #Debates2020
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The winner of this debate? Canada. Canada looking fiiiiine right now. #Debates2020
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Chris Wallace: “Mr. President, Mr. ...” #Debates2020
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This some lazy shit
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The lil exhale at the end>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
This is Mira. That’s her workout for the year. Happy you recorded it so she can improve her form next time. 14/10
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Please help spread the word! @tiktok_us #facetimeprank – at Austin, TX
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You ever hear a dog bark and think to yourself, “That is a dog that I would like to get to know.”
Look at how cheesy my dad’s dogs are with their guilty AF fake smiles. 😬🤣😂❤️ #dogsoftwitter
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People of America. Is everything OK? Because from where I’m sitting, it looks like you’ve all taken leave of your senses.
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