“Give a man a fish; feed him for a day. don’t give a man a fish; feed yourself. He’s a grown man, and fishing’s not that hard.” -Ron Swanson
Indianapolis, IN
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Just gotta take a minute to show off my itty-bitty garden ❤️ I live on the backside of my apartment complex, so we don’t get much sun and don’t have a lot of space. Gotta move these guys around every couple hours, but it feels good to be back at it 👌🏻
At Waffle House and I heard the server say “I need a new job,” and then the cook aggressively flipped the knife hibachi style to cut the grilled cheese.
What’s higher than 5 stars?
You were so fuckin excited that they were there to see you.
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If I did all this and my lady looked as disappointed as this woman does I would never post this video. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
I know the parents are sad, but I can’t imagine a situation where I wouldn’t lose my shit on the president during a phone call like that regardless of party.
Last night, I had a chance to call Ralph Yarl and his family.
No parent should have to worry that their kid will be shot after ringing the wrong doorbell. We've got to keep up the fight against gun violence.
And Ralph, we'll see you in the Oval once you feel better.
ALT President Biden speaks with Ralph Yarl over the phone.
So do I, that doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen.
Mostly because it would take some time to have the first 12.
Hot take: If you stand directly behind the plate it makes it easier to decide whether the ball is or isn’t directly over it.
Guys I’ve been completely outta the loop on the “Hasbulla” guy. He’s 20?! I would have done the same thing Tyson did lol.
If I refuse to talk on the phone with you it’s because you interrupt too much and texting is more efficient.
There isn’t a person alive talking negatively about Chris Rock right now that is even close to being as funny as that man.
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I’m counting UFOs,
they shoot at them with jet fighters,
and in this moment I am shitting…shitting.
I’mmmmmm shitting my pants. 🎶
