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Joined April 2009
This is one of those catering events that will be remembered forever. This birthday party was so dope, and the celebration couldn't have been for a better person.
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Especially if they can throw down in the kitchen?! I would love to not cook for the holidays!
Idk bout yall but uhhh paying $25 instead of buying groceries then cooking and bringing a dish…will almost always be a better option to me 😂 Aint gotta deal with holiday grocery store shopping and i can just show up and eat?…want me to cashapp, zelle or venmo? Lol
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No Arby’s or Almond Joy Slander Please! retweeted
I’ll add the finishing touches on it tomorrow morning!!!
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And the Niners took a loss?! This day cant get any better
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Every time I need your help, you pull up with exceptional food! Thanks again👊🏾
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Prime Rib* but yes from start to finish!+
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Lil duval got something special with the pool performances!
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So flava hive is like chipotle minus the queso
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I'm heading to Montreal to see my brother. I haven't seen him in over 2 years. He doesn't know that I'm coming. This is going to be a much needed few days.
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Why does a hurricane have to hit when I'm flying? The Lord knows I hate turbulence!!!
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No Arby’s or Almond Joy Slander Please! retweeted
And they said it couldn’t be done!
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I really mean it!
You know, I don’t bake cheesecake nearly as often as I used to but the wrist still legendary.
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Close the door! Close the door!
client wanted the “October clusterfxxk” cake again lol brown butter cake, buttercream, salted caramel, peanut butter, heath bits, pretzels.
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If you kick it around me you're going to get a nickname. That's just how it works!
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I couldn't eat this, too much mush and not enough texture. I need some crunch or something lol
But why glass in the middle?
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I'm so tired
🚨 #BREAKING: OpenAI & Anthropic execs prepping for “catastrophic” AI incident that could impact the trajectory of humanity.
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I hate when I have a typo on a serious tweet
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He didn't even feel that shit???! He stood up right after the injury!
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