Sports (Detroit and MSU fan) β€’ Sarcasm β€’ Whatever else I’m thinking about 🐢 Percy occasionally makes an appearance

Michigan, USA
Joined July 2024
Ladies, in case you were confused about what an NFL WR’s body looks like…
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LIONS OFFENSE DANCING ON THE PACKERS AFTER THEY JUMP πŸ˜‚
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You’ll never hate anyone more than the previous owners of the home you bought
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The end of this game is absolutely hilarious 🀣 Gibbs falling down twice now when he could have scored
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I’m aware why he did it and it’s still funny, no need to mansplain. Thanks.
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The Waymo yards bet I debated for Chalktober would have cashed already LOL 🀣
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Chelsea retweeted
Pistons center Jalen Duren suffered a right hamstring strain and will be re-evaluated in two weeks, the team announced.
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Could really go for some shrimp and grits right now
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The trumpet 🎺 national anthem was a nice little touch
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Wake up, Brian Branch plays football today 🦁
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I’m on my bullshit this morning so let’s see some TDs 🏈
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CHALKTOBER DAY 25 πŸŽƒ Cashed this once already Kyle Connor has hit 2+ SOG in every game this season and 3+ SOG in 9 of 10
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Replying to @ChelsElaina
Would you die for me??? Would you LIVE for me??
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Why so serious?
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Another UCLA turnover! Let’s go baby
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And a turnover the other way
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JUST IN: Pistons C Jalen Duren has been RULED OUT for tomorrow’s game with a right hamstring strain.
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GO GREEN
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