Chelsea T

2020 in a nutshell:

Actual footage of me sitting in a chair pretending I'm getting a pedicure. Where are the black market nail salons??

Me: Whew, is it Friday yet? Them: It's literally Monday Me:

Now's the time! You're home to train a tiny ball of floof that doesn't know where to pee yet.

Everyone's like "I cleaned my entire apartment," "I baked 100 cookies," "I alphabetized my CD collection from middle school". And I'm over here working a full-time job and watching an infant wondering just how many hours the clocks were turned back.

I've had a cough for 2 weeks now. I was told that I'm fine....

At least they can't see you

Now I know why moms wake up at 4am. It's the only time they can drink their entire cup of coffee in peace.

Welp. I guess I will never drink an entire cup of coffee while it's hot ever again. #momprobs

They were wrong. You CAN cry over spilled (breast)milk. #momlife

I'd like to thank the @Yankees for this round of pneumonia my unborn child and I will be facing after sitting in the cold/rain for 2+ hours last night. Nice to know you care about your fans.

This is me learning that Galentine's day is not just Valentine's day for single ladies, but actually a separate day.

I always microwave my @udisglutenfree bagels so that they are easier to cut before toasting them. I was surprised to hear a clanging noise this morning. I look and there's a screw inside my bagel. (Hope my microwave is ok since I just microwaved a piece of metal.)

When it feels like Friday but it's only Tuesday

Actual footage of me listening to the #eldermillennial @Spotify playlist @iliza

Me: It's getting late, I should get ready for bed Me to me: Iced. Coffee.

Saw Halloween candy at the grocery store today. Fall - I'm coming for ya