reading some old tweets & the way this was the genuine tinder bio that found me my HUSBAND is sending me 💀
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under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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I heard someone say.. "In your 30's you start to become who you were as a girl again, but you love her this time"
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isn't it funny how we all wanted big careers with fancy titles and now we just want a regulated nervous system with the time to do what we want
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
thank you to @SpotifyUK for the @CalvinHarris music quiz, hoping & praying this means I'll get priority tickets when he announces his UK tour, right? Right?! 👀🙏
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Sorry kids for having you so late mommy was busy going out to dinner all the time…mommy was obsessed with having small plates with her friends
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The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon.
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Big Brother — Sept 13th
Strictly — Sept 19th
Bake Off — Sept 22nd
Celebrity Traitors — Sept 23rd
Hiya there's loads of us waiting outside Fratton station for the bus to Chichester but no indication of where to go, any help please?
@SW_Help
Hiya there's loads of us waiting outside Fratton station for the bus to Chichester but no indication of where to go, any help please?
@SouthernRailUK































