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Joined October 2011
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CP@ChelsprkSep 12
Why Xabi Alonso is a fraud: Remember the outrage if Maresca and Poch put players out of position even 1 game? Xabi is doing it every game We have no style of play,DNA has been killed for good. We are playing basketball every game. Shove your title charge up your arse. #cfc
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CP (@Chelsprk) profile pictureCP@Chelsprk21 Nov 2024
Why Enzo Maresca is a fraud: ⁃Inverting has proved to be completely useless, no goal has come directly from an inverting action. It forces Reece James, our best player, out of position & Malo Gusto is clueless in the final third. It also makes us more vulnerable at the back
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No Chelsea boss in their last seven appointments has picked up fewer points after 10 games than Xabi Alonso 🫣📉
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Since the start of 2023/24, only one active Premier League player has had more goal involvements than Cole Palmer [73]. Consistent
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Jehmy (@jehmyE) profile pictureJehmy
@jehmyE17h
Inconsistent 10 Vs Consistent 10
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@echo9statsNov 11
No Premier League player has created more chances from Open play than Cole Palmer [20] in the 2026/27 season so far. 90% of his chances created have come from open play.
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🚨🚨 #XabiSexuals formerly the #Enzosexuals spent all summer telling me we have an elite manager who picked a squad that’s improved in the window Bring Terry Bring Lampard & give them the keys Tired of this Spanish nonsense
🎬N (@Nino12x) profile picture🎬N
@Nino12xNov 9
This is embarrassing
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This is the 5th season, £2bn pound notes spent, 6th manager with same directors, in 3.8bn debt after inheriting a debt free Chels gift by Don Roman and we are an absolute shambles top to bottom. This is not Chels. #ClearlakeOut
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#THEY are blaming the referee instead of blaming Xabi Alonso, Caicedo & Clearlake Capital
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3 losses in a row vs Sunderland #Clearlake
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+ loss to Sunderland bottom of the league
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🚨People don’t understand that contact can make you click your own heels before falling down
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#CaicedoUckers #PalestraPornstars 🚨#XabiSexuals 😘🤣🍿🍿🍿😋
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🚨#XabiSexuals 🤭😘
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Delap up and coming English striker Chelsea should sign him might be the next harry kane #toxicenvironment #bluecoout
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Pick ya tits upppp
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CaiCenat? 🚨🤭
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@Chelsprk is the greatest human being to ever touch this earth #CPLOVER
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Mainoo dispossessed/giveaway leading to Roma 1-0 He’s always been too lax in possession Mainoo Baleba double pivot reminds me of Caicedo Lavia
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Bring
Graeme Bailey (@GraemeBailey) profile pictureGraeme Bailey
@GraemeBaileyNov 3
Martin Zubimendi is ready to leave Arsenal in January in a bid to get his career back on track, with a host of leading European clubs now aware of his situation, @TEAMtalk understands. teamtalk.com/arsenal/zubimen…
Frozen out £60m Arsenal man reaches painful exit decision - seven of Europe's biggest clubs have...

Frozen out £60m Arsenal man reaches painful exit decision - seven of Europe's biggest clubs have...

Martin Zubimendi plans to quit Arsenal in January to get his career back on track, with a host of top European clubs made aware of his situation.

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We found this out months ago Crashings reported first Telegraph are very late but still doing the lords work
Martyn Ziegler (@martynziegler) profile pictureMartyn Ziegler
@martynzieglerNov 3
Exclusive: Chelsea owner’s company resold Premier League tickets at inflated prices. Tickets for matches for all PL clubs - apart from Chelsea - were offered by website but that access now removed after The Times contacted Clearlake. Story with @Adam___Williams thetimes.com/sport/football/…
Chelsea owner’s company resold Premier League tickets at inflated prices

Chelsea owner’s company resold Premier League tickets at inflated prices

Co-owner Behdad Eghbali is also a director of company that owns reselling platform, while club threatens fans who tout tickets with lifetime bans

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Everton very tidy team George and KDH have good connection, liked Hackney when he bossed midfield vs Chelsea at Middlesbrough, Barry up top is a unit, Garner good player Tidy team
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