@ChequeredFacts

Formula 1 sent careening into the tyre wall of satire. https://xitter.cf/t.co/NpTZRnG8wm

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Joined November 2015
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I hope I've not created a self-fulfilling prophecy, @Apple. chequeredfacts.co.uk/2016/10… #Apple #iPhone7 #McLaren #Formula1
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Wooft! That was some drive by @Max33Verstappen! Arguably his first proper deserved Driver of the Day? Hmmm.. #BrazilGP
Those Brazilian fans are not happy... as they would say in Portuguese, "Boo porra!" #BrazilGP
Aw good. It was a boring race last year so let's improve it with a start behind the safety car zzz #BrazilGP
Uhm.. @RenaultSportF1? Why Palmer and not @KevinMagnussen?
It's all a misunderstanding. It turns out #Vettel just needed a nap. That makes me grumpy too buff.ly/2feViwb @ScuderiaFerrari
It's the #BrazilianGP next, every team are using the same tyres and I'm feeling sleepy just thinking about it: buff.ly/2en9qEo
@Motorsport it's a defence in defamation law. It's called "In Rixa"
Seb, that hurts. #MexicoGP
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Kimi: Plz fix the gearbox Ferrari: Nah Kimi: Ferrari... Plz Ferrari: Nah Kimi: But I want to win :'( Ferrari: Nah #MexicoGP #F1
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"I could Fred Flintstone my way around the track & I'd still win Driver of the Day." says Verstappen buff.ly/2eXwpV3 @redbullracing
I smell something fishy... @Max33Verstappen @redbullracing chequeredfacts.co.uk/2016/10… #usgp
Hey folks, sorry for the brief absence! Life gets in the way, as it does. New article on its way. So, what did I miss?
If there's to be a 2nd #USGP, don't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling. Have it at Laguna Seca
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Replying to @LewisHamilton
Haha, don't apologise! I'm happy someone spotted the joke there :P
Update on @LewisHamilton engine fire in Malaysia. Voodoo Priest claims responsibility buff.ly/2enSOi4 #Formula1 #USGP
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Hallowe'en article later! In the meantime, head over to Chequered Facts & wait for it. Or read stuff already there chequeredfacts.co.uk
"It would appear that the coma was boredom-induced, stemming from the Brazilian Grand Prix" goo.gl/GOS3oY #Formula1 #USGP
You'll have a better experience seeing Nico's garage than mine. Unless you like lots of ladders and some soil #F1 #MercedesF1 xitter.cf/nico_rosberg/status/78…
Nico Rosberg
@NicoRosberg18 Oct 2016
that's mega cool!! go check out the incredible garage experience by @Bose in downtown Austin & you can experience the inside of my garage!
I still can't believe Paddy Lowe is capable of making such a harrowing sound youtu.be/rTcEdsAo4WE?t=2m33s goo.gl/NB1jL1 #Formula1
Ric Flair can 'Woo!' Paddy Lowe, however... Cannot 'Woo!' #Formula1 #USGP #MercedesF1 ow.ly/YviO305konf ... WOO!
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