Emma Chester

Just want to thank everyone in level one of the Stratford car park for not stealing my car after I left my keys in the ignition for 6 hours 🙏🏻

When you read Wild then walk for 20 mins in the heat with a large backpack and think ya can take on the Pacific crest trail 🙄

Once again having to rearrange a @DPD_UK delivery because they don't even make an attempt and then say we're not in 🙅🏼

Birthday present this year @Sarah1247 ? teapaw.org/cosmopolitanuk/status/…

If anyone needs a lesson in savagery, feel free to contact my 1y.o nephew who led me to the door, made me open it &then closed it in my face

All I want in this world is to find my missing shoe so I can wear my Converse again

I feel like blasting my power song while in formal wear on the way to my interview is the most Millenial thing I have done to date.

Exercise turns me into such a bottomless pit 🐽

My 60-something year old Dad has just learnt that spreadable "butter" isn't actually 100% butter and he's fully freaking out 😂

It's definitely an official rule that you cannot go for a drink in Aber and not hear Angels 🙄

I need a revival to the revival because I can't deal with those as an ending at all.

you need to watch it all again to process those last 4 words!

When I get home after my 28+ hours of travelling the first thing I'm going to do isn't sleep, it's bingewatch @GilmoreGirls and eat.

The doctor telling you you can't eat protein is a totally acceptable reason to binge on carbs right?

Just throwing it out there that squat toilets are not made for those who cannot squat.

Thanks to my PA/ best pal/ fellow frauline @Sarah1247 I'm now staying in India an extra week 💃🏻🇮🇳

The unnerving moment when your tuktuk driver turns the opposite way but realise he's just taking a shortcut up the wrong side of the road🙄