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And the fun continues......🙈🙊🙉 instagram.com/p/rI9eWHhJxb/
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Sex makes females pretty -- During sex, estrogen levels double, making hair shinier and the skin softer.
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White Guy: Babe you cold? Heres my jacket. Black Guy:You cold? Ain't nobody Tell yo ass to come outside with no jacket, tryna be cute!
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Some hoes be attracted to the most stupidest of things. "ooooh girl he got tatts, a SnapBack, 22s and an iPhone"!
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The condom was invented in the early 1500s, originally made of lamb intestines and needed to be soaked in milk to soften before use.
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Facebook has confirmed that Mark Zuckerberg, founder and CEO of the social network, will be taking a $1 salary this year.
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My birthday should be the one day that even girls in the friend zone say fuck the friend zone and send you naughty pics.
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Ain't nothing like watching a movie with your parents and an intense sex scene comes on #awkward
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Today has been declared @machinegunkelly DAY inside of the #TropHouse on @Z1079 Call in and show MGK BDAY Love all Night! #MGKDAY #LaceUp
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My chick tripping, she say I treat her like my old woman, I tell the chick I'm probably better off with no woman!!! 💁 #sorryboutit












