Can't wait to see all you cluckers in Vegas @CrimeCon ! You can find me at the Craps tables 😉 @momsandmurder

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

To leave the yacht club or stay another few weeks? I just need to run out for more bourbon!

What up Cluckers! Remember me?? @momsandmurder @MandyE121

BA-GAWK!!! My ocean cruise was cancelled last weekend! They saaaaayyy we are going next weekend but I'm not holding my breath.....there's a rumor around here that the ransom demands are coming and I will get sent back to my moms!!!! @momsandmurder @MandyE121

Whoooo Hoooo @longsincepast became my hundredth follower! That's clucking amazing!

Holy cluck! What a weekend! I'm still recovering. After golfing with my new friends from the High Rollers Club, it was off to the night club, bottle service, limo ride down the strip....Who knew life could be so gooooooood!!! @momsandmurder @MandyE121

Nursed a hangover all day...we went and played this game called "golf". I kept sitting on all the little white round things, thinking I could hatch them! I'm such a silly clucker! @momsandmurder @MandyE121

Holy Cluck! The guys have had me doing shots and now we're going to something called a "Casino". I've been assured there's lots of chicks there! This....is.....awesome! @momsandmurder @MandyE121

So who wants to be the first guest on my new show True Crime Hen House with Chick & The Capon? @momsandmurder @truecrimegarage @southfriedtruth @TraceEvPod @UponACrime @PodcastMC @darkpoutinepod

What a week! I've been exploring my new city and wow has it been exciting. I miss my Moms but still heartbroken over this....

Boy am I ever jet lagged! Now I understand why chickens don't fly! Luckily this bird did all the work for me :)