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If matters were strictly black & white, existence would be easy but painfully flat. Fortunately, ours is a world of grey & cream, crimson & yellow, green & blue, alongside a million shades in a boundless spectrum. Truly, it is within these colourful nuances life actually happens.
1K likes & counting. Reason this resonates with women is because they never imagine they could be the discarded wife. In their minds, they’re the lady getting flown out. And that solipsism is why they rarely condemn rotten behavior. They believe they’ll one day benefit from it.
It doesn’t always work like that oh☹️☹️
When I was working in the bank, one of my colleagues was dating a big man who happened to be one of our major customers. At the time, she still had her boyfriend so we all advised her to just chop the man’s money while maintaining her relationship. 😭
Six months into the relationship, she came to work one day and told us the man wanted to leave his wife and marry her we screamed.. We told her not to make that mistake because we were convinced that if he could leave his wife for her, he could also leave her for someone else.
She married him exactly one year into their relationship.
Fast-forward to when she had her first pregnancy, the man sponsored her to USA to have their first baby. she sent us chocolate and whenever I’m eating that chocolate, I feel like ntor 🥵😜was attached to it because imagined she listened to our advice? She for still dey do “next customer please with that red bank”
She has had her second child with the same man, got a brand-new car as a push present and her mum has travelled to the USA about five times now.
Omo, life don pass rich prince falling in love with village girl feem abeg..
Anytime I view her status, I’m always grateful that she followed her mind oh and never listen to us.
Was squatting without shoes yesterday, and a sharp object, hidden in the carpet grass, pricked my heel & drew blood. Given how much they fornicate in that gym, I really think I should get on PEP.
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🚨 Burna Boy performing “Ye” at the 2026 NFL Paris Game Halftime Show at Stade de France! 🇫🇷🏟️🔥
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When a sufficiently wise man really loves a woman, he wishes to walk the fine line between protecting her from all the corrupting influences in the world, and encouraging her to risk and push herself so that she may grow and transcend mediocrity - a most fragile but beautiful balance!
The US doesn't guarantee shit. Google fired James Damore for suggesting the tech gender gap is biological, in 2017. Anya kept her job because a Black, queer woman wishing death on white men is “punching up.” As a straight man, you should be worried; not scoring religious points.
If a clip of you, as a popular figure, insulting a guest gets out, of course it’ll go viral. There is no moral lesson there & it’s not “envy”. I hate how Nigerians scramble to glean profound insights from entirely banal situations. Everyone wants to fake depth.
“If you have run with the footmen, and they have wearied you, then how can you contend with horses?”
Social media will warp your perception of reality if you let it. Only a tiny fraction of women actually regret motherhood, but the algo finds all of them & gathers them into one comment section to simulate a consensus. I promise, the vast majority of mothers are not witches.
You really can sell anything if you can get a few objectively beautiful women to vouch for it. Oldest trick in the book.
Barring those who weaponize this tendency, I don’t think women behave this way in bad faith. I think they genuinely process reality in micro-nodes. You see it when they discuss intimacy; how they break it down into foreplay, intercourse, aftercare, and rate them independently.
So, instead of opening a business for her, spread that money over 20 dates in the space of 2 years. Except she’s an outlier or a woman who has done a lot of inner work, chances are she’ll appreciate the frequent “intentionality” over a one-off grand gesture.
TL;DR: The female equivalent of the male pick-up artist (PUA) is the “divine femininity” grifter.
The female equivalent of the pick up artist is the conceited woman who endlessly self-aestheticises, poeticising about devotion, spirituality and archetypal romance, imitating the mythic and speaking in its register, whilst possessing none of the integrity, humility or necessary depth and obsessive force to properly create and sustain what she wants you to think she intimately embodies and breathes.
This farce - even more than smut itself - is the height of feminine porn, a debasement and corruption of the pure through the masturbations of the pretender - a mock beauty paraded and adorned to signal a greatness that is conceptualised as it is repeatedly verbalised, without ever being internalised. The signalling itself as a mode of incessant consumption is the product, because that which it implicitly markets does not even exist.
In any other domain, we’d call that a scam. With the unimpressive but imaginative woman, we generously call it “romantic imagination”.
Like the pick up artist, the pretender muse tries to pass herself off as a woman far more soulfully pretty, morally virtuous and intricately sophisticated than she really is, to try and entice a caliber of man she does not grasp or deserve.
For every 1,000 pretenders there is approximately one genuine article. You do not know her, because she does not want you to know her, and so as far as you’re concerned she does not exist - your entire reference frame is fakes.
The genuine article is so rare, that the frauds are the majority and so deception easy, for most men do not have a genuine reference point to compare the pretender to, and so think her remarkable until they see beneath her performance and realise she’s shallow. Masks are temporary, they can only be worn for so long until they begin to crack and invariably drop. In terms of rarity then, the psychic would be more analogous to the muse than the pick up artist, for they too perfectly encapsulate what it is to be the mythical exception in a den of frauds.
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Now unto Him who can keep me from running mad or returning to my village in Ondo State. 😭
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The days are becoming weeks. I don’t even have escapades to talk about anymore. At this rate, my groin will soon start gathering cobwebs.
I’ve always marveled at how comically unfocused animals are. Two goats will lock horns, then pause to stare at onlookers, the grass & a butterfly before charging again. Toddlers act similarly. While you’re scolding him, all serious, he’s eyeing the door, your nose, a chandelier…














