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Static Contradictions

@ChiefGayMf

26 xe/xem πŸ’…πŸ’ƒ Mix of NSFW, art, and aesthetic - all appreciation, none mine

Joined July 2021
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Discovering how the mosh pit was invented πŸ’žπŸ’ž
cee (@1ovesickkk) profile picturecee@1ovesickkkSep 10
so touch starved i might start a fight just so i can get beat up
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Get off me, I'm gonna bust!!
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@astralbaes22 Sep 2024
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brooklyn babyy@thee_SACK17 Sep 2024
I could watch this for hours
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Take note of the β€œtoo” lmao she Still not over it πŸ’€
sammy (@loserbent) profile picturesammy@loserbent15 Feb 2024
btw my ex texted me over this tweet for the first time in 7 years lmao
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Fuck You I Quit
@fuckyouiquit20 Oct 2023
PSA: There is an app called Kanopy that works with your public library card and lets you stream thousands of movies completely free. No ads. No limits.
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@DiscussingFilm18 Oct 2023
Netflix has increased prices for: β€’ Basic up to $11.99 β€’ Premium up to $22.99 And despite raising the profit margins, they continue to refuse to pay actors proper streaming residuals.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Kanopy actually does have a limit of 10 films every month. You can 10 play credits at the beginning of every month on Kanopy. myboca.us/DocumentCenter….
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j. colectivo // scorpio szn@joecacola4 Aug 2023
happy 30-50 feral hogs day to all who celebrate
Willie McNabb πŸ— (@WillieMcNabb) profile pictureWillie McNabb πŸ—
@WillieMcNabb4 Aug 2019
Replying to @jasonisbell
Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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Is it so much to ask for more women with bush? A gal with enough hair between her thighs to run my fingers through? A beautiful, hairy cunt for me to get lost in? C’mon, I want more furry pussies and I’m STARVING IN THE DESERT here πŸ˜”πŸ˜­πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
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My fav way someone has flirted w me recently is by touching my carabiner and saying β€œwow this has sooo many keys on it” why are femmes like this (it worked Btw)
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π˜Όπ™‡@AL_theBoi14 Jun 2023
I dunno how I thought Lego smear frames were done before but realizing they're actually fuckin Lego pieces broke my brain
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LegoMe_TheOG (@FG_Artist) profile pictureLegoMe_TheOG
@FG_Artist14 Jun 2023
realized I don't really post w.i.p's here so here's something I'm currently working on #SpiderVerse
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Orius@NeedyDikDik14 Jun 2023
If you're willing to replace them, you can rip them 😜
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Venro@VENNro018 Jun 2023
Omg, my girl #starfire #dccomics
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CLOWD NINE (@clowd009) profile pictureCLOWD NINE@clowd00914 Jun 2023
i would like to also contribute to this
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Rin of the Night@katerina_sings6 Nov 2021
A game my roommate invented: read out fic titles from AO3 and make people guess if they’re smut or angst
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@Aellagirl31 Oct 2021
Hope your Halloween is just as spooky as mine ;)
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sammi@sapphicsammi7 Aug 2021
literally the best news ive heard from twitter, ever
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Replying to @kisssgirls @sapphicline
well...
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Max Grecke@MaxGrecke27 Jul 2021
The Artist - The Art
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