if Larry David was a Black Attorney

In a week imma blame you for making me believe TL lawyers were cool to meet lmfaoooo

i assume most people aren’t normal tbh but i get it

HUH?!

You’re saying something different than I said. I said per the polls, we’re the last demo who needs to be told this. Period. I didn’t say anything about anything else outside of the derisive tactics used to “get” black folks to the polls and paralleled it with other stereotypes

Except the numbers consistently show every time that we’re the demographic that needs that bs the least. Where are all the jokes about incest for the white folks for them to get to the polls? They love that; or Asians and math sheets/dog meat? Or is that too disrespectful?

“What’s taking so long in the bathroom?”

80% of being attractive is being in shape

tell me happy birthday or i’m getting my thickest homegirl to fuck your nigga.

When u see your twitter nigga that doesn’t know he’s your twitter nigga flirting with another girl on your timeline

Boy I left that media and that’s some talent

i was dating a lawyer and i asked his last name and he sent it. I was planning to look him up via background check. He then told me he already looked me up via bgc. i said how did u know my last name and he said it came up when i called him back.

Lying about passing the bar is very crazy. Do you just, wake up one day and decide to lie? How does that work? What’s the end goal? 😭😭😭